Boi nymph

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

they exhumed our dead wife…

nvm cremated again

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

this site used to be awesome

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"