dinosaurs sank the titanic

The arm in that last one is sending me

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

dr suess’s how the skunch stole shitscram

shut the fuck up girl in my class who said garlic&cinnamon sounds disgusting. do you not know the gift and rewrads of an adventurous mind

can you guys please be for real it's because that number has the most zeroes and you guys associate 0 with holes and therefore fuckable holes. it is not only not absurd (and you guys are obnoxious for thinking it is absurd or unique) but also boring.

yeah you posers will Literally say hear me out and then show a picture of a conventionally attractive six digit verification code

7 is also very clearly sexy. this is an amateurish take "0 is sexy because its like pussy" you know nothing of the depths of erotic numerological symbolism

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.