Be Gay, Do Crimes.

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

​World Heritage Post

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

the best thing about 90s tim drake as a character is that he was built in a lab to be the relatable normal median teen american boy and yet he is still like that. normal median teen american boy hates homework, thinks cars and ninjas are cool, watches sports, goes awol from school to bike through puddles of blood stalking the batman and several members of the teen titans, has a poster of moxy früvous in his bedroom,

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist