who else up jimmying their mouthwashing?

Do not.

Do not!!

I’m having an in of body experience right now

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

@bodythepistol ring ring person.

I got logged out of Tumblr for a while but im telling mom im gay

I don't use Chat GPT. I stare blankly at a piece of paper for hours like God intended.

Sure, I can open that jar! *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar* *Fails to open jar*

Trans rights? Yeah those are human rights.

NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR. ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR

Bitches love [tumblr]

is this our creator?

It appears so

@funnier-as-a-system

[ID: a post by b (@ wwxwashere) that reads: your 20s are for discovering which mental illness you have and which fictional character makes it a little more bearable for you ./ end ID]

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

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[id: a blue green gradient, identical to the ones Tumblr displays as a placeholder before images load. End id]

I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.

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