Caps that Boddle or something

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

When you think about it, Shirley Jackson's The Lottery is a wholesome story about preserving beloved community traditions in the face of a judgmental and hostile modernity.

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

No one has ever made money

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far