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Why hello there...

Wassup everyone, im kyndyr or just kyn!

Song of the moment:

Creep - Radiohead

Current Fandoms:

Minecraft/Mcyt!

Formula 1

Musical Theater (hadestown is a big one :D)

Epic the Musical (deserved it's own mention)

The Owl House

Slay the Princess

The Amazing Digital Circus

Currently watching Steven Universe (No spoilers!! I have the tags blocked!!!)

Tagging System:

#kyndyrtalks - any og posts, my rambles, my midnight thoughts, no knowing what you'll get

#kyndyrmc - My Minecraft tag! Anything to do with MC/Mcyt will go here! (I honestly just made it so my moots could block it lmao)

#mutual shenanigans - exactly what it sounds like. Shenaniganary with the moots, what else is there to say?

#New pinned post?#in this economy?#more likely than you think #Kyndyrtalks

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daylighteclipsed

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

64mpg

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

64mpg

the target audience of all of my posts is me

teaboot

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

teaboot

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

teaboot

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

segamascott

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fibfoolingart

a visitor on the biodome!!

hecateisalesbian

they should invent something that lets the thoughts in your mind become real on paper

coffee-n-sleep

Pencil

why is elvis in my Steven universe movie, and why does he have a bulge

#kyndyrtalks #steven universe #Also why is his name steg

boycritter

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

boycritter

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

birdsagainsthumanity

Fish in the great lake being like

birdsagainsthumanity

Wait shit wrong fucking post

fightingbymoonlight

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

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captain-price-returns

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.

man i sure am having a good time

the evil week of despair and depression:

drops-of-universe

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

papidehasbi

fluorescentbrains

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

insomniac-arrest

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

furiousfurious

Left this in the notes

insomniac-arrest

😂

goodattellinglies

mx-dragon-faye

#Never watched whatever tv spinoff of httyd this is #but to me this is gay son and thot daughter #and then the evil and intimidating Hiccup

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knifearo

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

floralasshat

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

knifearo