bimbofied for the sake of the revolution~

no i will not be cleaning the cobwebs around my tower. whereas some of you may see a spider infestation, i see a spider opportunity

It’s not a bug it’s a feature

an arachnid, actually

i'm not built to work, i'm built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering