soro !?

i NEED someone to talk to about The Thing I Enjoy <- says the person who shuts down and says nothing when they get the chance to talk about The Thing They Enjoy

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

99% of ruminators give up right before they completely solve the problem

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree