Beauty School Drop Out

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

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started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the very first time, I am three episodes in, and the degree to which I desire Giles carnally is HEINOUS

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

i'm so proud of Santos Bravos. they're all super talented vocalists and hard-working. the fact that they all speak english and spanish, and one also speaks portuguese and all of them are also taking portuguese lessons. es increible ver a gente de peru, brasil, puerto rico y mexico alcanzando sus sueños. que lindo la verdad

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it