yeah ok

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

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Not everywhere is handling this as shittily as the US, ya dingus

#this is important because we have to remember #we have to remember it *did not have to be as bad as it was*

and that it WAS as bad as it was, specifically, because of trump and his supporters.

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

james charles is just twink ted cruz

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

oh my IQ is 6 billion. interesting. by the way how was your day?

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what

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