can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

they’d rather pass away than pass legislation

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

it’s kind of funny how toronto is basically the canadian equivalent of new york in most ways except that in america people in the rest of the country seem to love new york and mythologize living there etc etc and in canada the rest of the country hates on toronto for very little rational reason except that we find it annoying

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

Mitch McConnell reminds me of yall….brain dead but still yapping!

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

I have such a vivid memory of being like 13, and seeing this ad on YouTube saying that they had gotten childhood smoking down to 7% in America. I was so happy for all my fellow American children. Then the following year, vaping came out.