I don’t put my mental disorders in my bio since as I writer I believe in the principle of SHOW don’t TELL. And boy do I go on this site every day and show.

I would too if my Pokémon was cryogonal

‘fuck pokemon battles what are YOUR stats’

The Shell CEO has this lever on their desk at all times

i love this post this guy really spent 15 years of his life telling his family he wanted a vacuum cleaner and for 15 years they were like no. i bet hes lying

i blog to lose followers

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

Well obviously y’all don’t know the trash we have to deal with.

Referring to sick people under your medical care as "trash" is really not a good look and uh. Literally proving the point of this video

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.