I fucking love stromae.

J'adore Stromae, putain.

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

fall in love again and again...

Aka, a list of fics where Shane or Ilya gets cancelled. If you have more, please leave them in the comments.

Shane:

#Don’tYouDareFuckingFreeMe by Airuna

Shane’s texts with “Lily” leak and the world thinks he’s abusing his girlfriend. Ilya decides to out them both to reporters to explain why this isn’t true. Marly pov.

#FREELILY (Shane Hollander vs hockeytwitter) by persimmon_tea

Shane gets cancelled for his texts to Lily. Twice. The first time is pre coming out when the world thinks he’s being misogynistic. The second time he’s publicly married to Ilya and the internet thinks he’s cheating.

#getLilyout by viridescented

While at the cottage, Shane and Lily’s texts leak. The world (and Yuna Hollander) think he’s being physically abusive to his girlfriend. Shane has no clue what’s going on.

Ilya:

Shall We Talk About Home? by OtherWaysHome

Ilya is sent to a Queer Studies class after being cancelled for saying the f-slur. He befriends his professor.

#ilyarozanovisoverparty by chuyasexual

Part 1 of my 2-piece compilation for Killugon Day, 2019