Blustering Beavertails!

actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in

anyway if this ever happens again i'm just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we'll get 'em next time

actually you know what in fairness to me i've been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i'm only making sandwiches

i'm no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!

Fun fact this anon was about me using he/him pronouns for Loki while he was transformed into a female horse for the purposes of getting railed by a male horse.

Genitals do not equal gender anon ESPECIALLY when the person in question is shapeshifted into a HORSE

Nice to see everyone enjoying the Norse Horse Intercourse Discourse

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What are you all trying to find???

A way to bring him back

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

who is that lol

if this post gets a million notes i will buy another vibrator 

*slams reblog*

We’re so close holy shit

Jesus Christ man

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

A miracle

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

“Some guy named Frank?” How dare you

I’m not entirely convinced

its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore