this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Thinking of succumbing to something later

lesbians, trans women, bisexual women, take my hand.......join me in biting everyone in the world

i think folks are always being a little too flagrant with 'wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy' come on im sure that guy deserves it. youre being naive

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.