a useless lesbian vampire walks into a bar

hey guys, had a fun time figuring this one out but here’s a dump of maggie’s blog as it exists today. all posts, tags, images, and reblogs included, sorted chronologically and grouped by month/year. make sure you have ~10 GB of free space both to download and unzip it: link

updated with a complete tag index! now you can browse any tag, also sorted chronologically in its own index.

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is so awesome I can’t even.