happy pride specifically to weird aromantics, all asexuals, all trans people, anyone with a complicated relationship to gender, and lesbian perverts

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

half man is both one of the most unpleasant stress inducing shows ive ever seen in my life but also makes part of my brain that hasn’t been activated since i watched nbc hannibal for the first time at 16 light up like a firework display

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

And if I said Niall embodies the innocence Ruben lost to his father and the softness that life wrung out of him and that Ruben embodies the rage Niall has suppressed in himself his whole life and the confidence that life leeched out of him early on, that they found the missing pieces of themselves in each other so how could they ever possibly give the other up fully, what then huh?

what if i showed up on your wedding day like the personification of the angel of death that’s been haunting you for decades and you’re marrying a man whose face i permanently scarred so you can’t even look at him without thinking of me. and then i beat you up in a barn. what then.