Shrimp Heaven When?

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

Opsec is when you click "Ask app not to track" on the Wendy's app

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

can I reblog for both?

I’m reblogging for both

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars