Burger Express

I'm a big chubby, blind, cross eyed psi truther

Big reminder that Psi is a child. Any posts with them they are depicted as a 12 yo unless otherwise stated.

I am not a big Adora fan, sorry. She's depicted as not a great monkey in my au.

Headcanons for my au:

Quincy: covered in arrow scars, has pocd, Chinese but only knows English

Gwendolin: half her body is burnt due to someone trying to end her life (tagging her as "body horror" gets you blocked), Russian

Striker Jones: severe ptsd, afraid of the dark, age regression is a big part of who he is (block "agere stuff" tag if you want to hide those posts)

Obyn: made of plants, in a polycule with the 3 t5 druids (and most other druids)

Dan D'Monke: is a system (I call him DIDan), the Masked Macaque is an alter rather than Just Dan in a costume

Benjamin: in a wheelchair (built it himself), has npd, Japanese

Pat Fusty: N/A

Captain Churchill: amputee (left arm, left leg, and most of tail), partly blind in left eye, chubby, has bpd and ptsd, dr monkey did his top surgery with a chainsaw

Ezili: missing right eye, Adora's older sister

Silas: fat to help survive in colder temperatures (cold = power), missing right eye

Etienne: not a fan of bread, rides on his drones for transportation sometimes, intersex and infertile

Sauda: blind in right eye, vegan

Rosalia: burnt most of her tail off, burnt a scar into her face and burned both her hands really bad on the same day

Adora: Ezili's little sister, Psi's adoptive mom, technically immortal

Admiral Brickell: N/A

Psi: chubby because of Sauda (nobody knows how), blind, cross eyed, deceased mother, absent father (for the better.), low metabolism, intersex (can experience cramps), technically biaro but uses aroace as a child, can use their magic to see but takes a lot of energy (takes more energy to see our their "third eye" than to look from someone else's eyes but both drain a lot of energy), likes every other Psi that ever exists, can scream loud enough to crumble a building but this hurts their throat, permanently missing left canine (there's no adult tooth), developed an eating disorder because of Adora's behavior after they became chubby (they're doing better now), gets bad intrusive thoughts, projects their dysphoria onto others, has a scar on their stomach from being stabbed, likes to hang out with Sauda at Geraldo's shop (Adora doesn't like Sauda at first because Psi spends a lot of time with her so they both started hiding at Geraldo's place), likes to sneak up behind Quincy and crash their cymbals together, can turn invisible, can breathe fire and completely burst into flames if they become enraged (you'd have to do some shit for this to happen), sometimes keeps bees in their mouth (Geraldo does not like it when they do this), their bison is female, can carry very heavy things (usually uses their strength to carry their friends around), dissociates a lot, is affected by the tsg and vtsg

Gerlado: severe scars on arms from lighting (covers them with fur colored sleeves), can ride on bunny paragon like a horse, uses a broom to defend his shop out of fear lightning will arc off into something important, has action figures of all heroes

Corvus: corpse, has a mullet

Reminder that these are HEADCANONS

Will be updated as I add more things