I Love You (I mean pizza)

yo!! I’m a disabled person (thankfully it’s pretty mild, I can still walk and even dance with some extra effort). Other disabled people, this is so important for us to start doing young if we can! It’s easier to maintain muscle than it is to build it.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

This is some serious shits and giggles fuckery.

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

wdym personal space i'm gonna make a home inside your rib cage

I saw John Green talk live today AND HE MENTIONED TUMBLR. MULTIPLE TIMES. did not know he was back on the platform. It’s like the wolves returning to yellowstone

Nature is healing.

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.