everything is about the philadelphia flyers, except the philadelphia flyers, which are about gay sex,

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face

"What did she mean by this" it means I was thinking fondly about ancient lesbians with cnc kinks what the fuck do you think I meant

I must now take a moment to criticize my own post i made 30 seconds before falling asleep cause theres no way in hell some ice age chick was the first person who get kinky. When we talk about the ice age we typically mean like 20-30k years ago. Anatomically modern humans have been around for like 300k years, to say nothing of the hominids we evolved from. If you dont think we were doing shibari with hand woven rope made from wild grasses with neanderthals and denisovans you're fucking dreaming pal

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

I rarely actually see pictures of nolan patrick but some of them really make me understand why he was such a hit on ao3