not even close

Dead wife checking in

Somehow got the shirt I wanted to wear today absolutely covered in dirt yesterday 😢 probably from all the laying on the ground but now I have to compromise on my fourth of july extravaganza outfit (flea market + rodeo)

Got to tell people they had to scrape their bowls again after lunch and all I could think of was connor mcdavid that's not fucking good enough

What if you got crazy hockey news and then hqd to go to a four hour long campfire. And something is crawling around under my tent #mytapeworm

They're trying to tell me that Mike was bad at his job and homeless as if that wasn't his whole charm

What up

Gossiping with the grown adult I had a massive crush on when I was 15.... I was normal though