the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

when i die i want my dead body dumped from a helicopter into disneyland on the busiest day of the year

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?