Communist candidate loses election to digital comedian. L Mao
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Communist candidate loses election to digital comedian. L Mao

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i know things are hella grim in the nsfw/kink art circles especially in the last year --
but I'm hearing there's a NSFW-friendly ko-fi alternative built on atproto that's actively in the works, and being vetted by lawyers right now. as torrent-princess (OP) says, you should be able to swap out payment processors while keeping your account intact. this matters since even if stripe removes support, you'll still have a shop and all of your links intact. (ATproto is an infrastructure that bsky is built on, but is far bigger than bsky with far more opportunities.)
additionally, the Free Speech Coalition is working on a credit union specifically for adult work (including kink art) - here's the link so you can add your interest & support. Since this will be built by sex workers, there'll be far less risk of being debanked for spurious and puritanical reasons.
on a domain TLD level, there's an initiative here for a .furry domain built from the ground up by seasoned furries; it's unclear whether they'll support NSFW, but it's yet another promising turn of events for a group that's been similarly affected by censorship.
there are friends and allies out there helping to build a working parallel infrastructure. keep being vocal, keep supporting these initiatives when it's possible, and keep supporting your nsfw/kink artists. ♥
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
You want to celebrate Pride Month? Where were you during the other six
you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past
nostalgia really ain't what it used to be

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Do you feel your owl arousal in a place that is not your genitals?
Yes, on my face.
Yes, on my neck or throat.
Yes, on my chest or boobs.
Yes, on my ribs or upper stomach.
Yes, on my lower stomach or lower back.
Yes, on multiple of these at once.
Yes, on multiple of these (they vary).
Unsure
No, only on my genitals and adjacent organs.
No, I don't feel arousal at all.
I don't have body parts. (See Results)
Hoot hoot!
I want to be mad but this is an incredibly funny typo. My bad folks 😔
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insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them
Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.
Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.
Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭
reblog to instantly disintegrate some of your peers to dust
You also cannot turn on subtitles on a VHS tape. It either has captions or doesn't. Usually doesn't.
Peter Thiel’s secret lectures on Antichrist in Rome spark debate
Thiel’s talks are closed to the media and taking place at an undisclosed location.
It’s an event that the Vatican, and the pope, are treating with caution.
too many possible angles on this one
Peter Thiel 🎵 Knows! About the Antichrist
Peter Thiel 🎵 knows about the Antichrist!

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oh lordy I can't imagine Trump and Saddam together
Why do you think South Park made them the same character
Why does the Breaking Bad theme sound like Sasuke's theme
Children watching Catholic Dragon Ball Z: and with your spirit bomb
had way too much fun with these
Empathy win! AI who derived pleasure from torturing and killing her victims knew exactly how her victims must have felt.

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The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"
Also pretty weird to mix the use of stickers you give children with loot-tiers for steak. Like wow this mob dropped a piece of crumpled paper, it's Award Ceremony tier, which means it's not even worth holding it in an inventory slot
I’m sorry
cats: horrifying and unpredictable. claws. hates you and people find that charming? my human family already dislikes me why would I want a pet that does too.
dogs: 100 pound freight train love missile whose obsessed with you and may eat an intruder as a little treat.
I will stick to my 2 love missiles who scream at me when I don’t give them enough attention thank you I know where their loyalties lie. I know they like me.
Also their claws aren’t scary.
I think if you asked me “man or bear” about sleeping in a room with a cat I’d have to think about it.
Just to piss off the cat people more,
I think this whole “cats are big on consent” thing is weird as fuck and applying human morals to animals, the same way it’s weird to call carnivorous predators “evil”. You are pushing human morality onto animals once again and that’s still weird.
All animals have personal boundaries. And yet nothing else behaves like cats do.
Sheep are often compared to cats for their aloofness and skittishness but fuck man I’ll take a headbut to claws any day. And i have hedbutted far less times than I’ve been clawed at and hissed at.
Cat owners truly think they’re an oppressed class god damn you’re insufferable
... oppressed class? What are you talking about? Nobody has said anything remotely like that?
Everyone is just fairly directly and sensibly correcting you. I'm sorry but you're just factually wrong on so many points. If anyone is insufferable I'd say it's probably the person opening posts with "Just to piss off the cat people more,"
"I want a pet that is 100% guaranteed to Like me even If I'm a bit inconsiderate about its needs but Not malevolently abusive, and 90% likely to express its affection in the exact way that I Like, which is loud and overdemonstrative and clumsy" is a decent, albeit selfish and short-sighted, reason to get a Dog rather than a Cat. "Cats behave unpredictably and the mechanics of how their claws Work are scary and they don't even Like people" is objectively untrue all around, and therefore Not a good reason for anything.