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to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

Drama queens

Sentences that fry your computer

Video: A cheetah lying down on a straw bad, the cat looks around a few times while meowing in the same way a housecat does. This happens for a few moments before another cheetah walks into the frame. As the second cat walks in first cheetah chirps and then begins to purr with the second beginning to purr as well. The two cats then lay down together grooming each other and purring. End video

Some birds just want to wreak havock

That's pointing to the left

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

cartesian duelist

ah, the heart of descartes

@gallusrostromegalus

if she’s YOUR girl then why is she digging up MY sarcophagus

— the mummy (1999)