If I love you, is that a fact or a weapon?

I've been thinking about this all day.

you may now join the knights templar

i’ve only ever seen this picture cropped to orlando holding the lizard… which is cute don’t get me wrong but i like this even more. Examining a little lizard is a group activity

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish by Joseph Feinsilver

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

Elizabeth, what the hell are you even and what exactly is your connection to the Dutchman.

Morning light | by Yang Yu

20 feet became 50 feet, and 50 feet became 100 feet, and suddenly I’m hanging 1,500 feet in the air thinking, ‘They told me this was going to be 20 feet and I can’t wait to get down’

why the hell did they write it this way

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.