I'm blue

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

relatable seals at the end there

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

I need more of this shit!

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

when u snuggle ur stuffed animals the love gets storred in the stuffing for later and then when u hug them later u feel the love come back out its like a spomge

If it brings you happiness, it’s not pointless. Joy is never pointless. It’s what makes all of this worth it

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

being on tumblr is just so cozy... you know what i mean? instagram and twitter are all flashy and loud but tumblr is as cozy as my bedroom with scented candles on a cold November night

man this is gonna make me cry

i love the way this site talks about fictional characters and shipping these days. instead of "precious cinnamon roll" and "this one's the top and this one's the bottom" we have shit like "i want to put him in the washing machine and set it to maximum spin" and "they've been divorced 5 times and are banned from most public spaces" and it's been nothing but an improvement as far as i'm concerned

i think every religious holiday should also be an official national holiday where you don’t have to work or go to school or anything and i also think in order to be respectful and inclusive we count the holidays of any religious group that has over like ten people. with the power of friendship and a shared google docs spreadsheet we could make sure no one goes to work ever again

ahAHAHA OMG

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

i love saying i will be “without access” to email. it’s a lie. i am fully capable of accessing my emails. i simply will not be.

having access to email is a state of mind, one I do not want

quitting my job to become a full time sleepy in bed