Trying To Figure It Out

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

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i will replace chatgpt

Like to charge, reblog to cast

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

you need to pull the whole layer of dead skin off your lips every day in winter it’s how you grow a beautiful. New skin like a lizard no don’t look at the camera look at me. it’s called a chrysalis not a chrysalisn’t. the blood is normal

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

Suspicious.

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever

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