♡ champagne supernova in the sky.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

manager today asked if i’d face paint for an event my work is hosting and she said “you can face paint, right? we all just assumed you could face paint” which is a fun assessment of my character

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god