it do be like that sometimes

Felt 😂

Well....look at that.

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

On the one hand, I'm always up for making fun of New Yorkers. On the other hand, every city I've actually been to has zoned corner stores out of existence – apart from gas station kiosks, I literally have not seen a residential corner store in twenty years – so I kind of get the romanticising bodegas thing.

where do you people buy milk I am so confused by American lifestyles

To be 100% fair, there's also been a recent-ish move to reintroduce mixed residential/commercial neighbourhoods in the form of apartment buildings with shops on the ground floor. In practice, however, the owners almost invariably set the ground-floor rent far too high for convenience stores, so you end up with shit like an apartment building whose ground-floor shops consist of eight different orthodontists' offices. Which is great if you need a lot of dental work, I suppose!

Having a clean home, a warm bed, and a sense of security is truly the biggest blessing. That is enough to be content especially in the world we live in today. We are rich is ways we don’t realize.

Being grateful is one of the most powerful habits you can incorporate into your daily life. By counting your blessings, and being aware of all good, you'll begin to train your mind to look for the good in everything around you. You'll be less judgemental towards others. More open minded, and accepting. You'll radiate a natural glow from within. You'll attract more peace, and abundance. You'll start to feel better about your life.

spotify wrapped this spotify wrapped that why don’t you come here and wrap me in your arms instead

Bro even my sexy mutuals are having it tough. That's when you know the economy is straight up tanked

I hate texting, let me cut you fruit and feed you by hand