drew

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

if policies like "be nice" and "don't do slavery" are going to be "the fall of western civilization" then why would anyone be against that outcome

fuuuuck if the Evil Empire Of Misery And Sadness gets defeated the dow jones is gonna PLUMMET duuude we canttttt think about the dowwww

forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

Incredible sexy in a noncon way

forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Sex

valid question honestly

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian