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me & crash have been together since 2017

tbh i would be so shocked amazed & flabberghasted LMFAO

i can actually image crash doing this to me LMAO

i have 4 cats omg now i wanna draw crash being a dad to all of them lol i never thought about drawing all of them at once with crash but now im thinking about it

oh god this one really hit me hard i miss my mom so bad....(she died in her sleep last year of cardiac arrest) she supported me & crash being together & loved us being together hell she used to playfully tease me with love songs lol she basically was like a mom to crash too she was the best mom i could ever ask for she wasnt just my mom she was my best friend i shared all my interests with her i got into a lot of stuff i was & still am interested in i used to talk about almost everything with her she was the most supportive person in my life the only person i felt like i could open up to the only person i felt like i could talk to & not be judged my dad & aunt also support me & dont judge me but it dont feel the same i dont feel close to them like i did with her i miss her humor & jokes my life is so dead dull depressing lonely & hopeless now i miss who i was before she died i feel so dead inside i feel so aggressive sad scared cold hearted & empty all at once i feel broken & shattered & i hate it i feel like im going crazy i feel like a husk a shell of who i was i know it sounds stupid because crash is fictional but hes very real to me to me he is real hes the biggest light in my life now hes not just my boyfriend/husband hes my comfort my best friend (and was my childhood best friend) my hope my motivation hes been helping me get through all of this & through everything in my life but yeah crash has been helping me through my grief i love him so much my strong loving silly furry hero 🩵

no i really wish i did though

Check how many time you can pet your f/o repeatedly until they crash

funny you say that when crash is also his name LOL

i think i would die on the spot holy shit

Reblog to hold f/o's face in your hands, cupping their cheeks with your hands, softly stroke their cheek with your thumb <3

i cant help it crashs fur is soooo soft lol but hey he loves when i do it

*cuts to me & crash both eating the grated cheese in the background*

ISTG IF CRASH DONT WIN IMMA RIOT/JK

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

OMG this sounds exactly like crash when im going through panic attacks he always trys to help me through them & cheer me up plus he talks me through them & hugs & holds me too ugh i love him so much more than i can ever put into words or actions my hero 🩵

Imagine after kissing your F/O, they say something so dumb after you both end up laughing from the moment being ruined.

this is definitely something crash would 100% do & has done lol

i can totally see crash doing almost all of these 😂