and is this body not a homemade horror show?

What?

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

letd go eat parts of that guys car

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

The hoes are not stimulating me intellectually anymore

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

today i will help humanity through my work as a tumblr girl

Noones going to believe me but cocteau twins stole alot of ideas from my uncle