"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.

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"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

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just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me
i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way
The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good
also, muffin fucker is a place now?
Thereās noĀ āWā inĀ āmuffin fuckerā
has anyone ever told you guys how gifted you are? youre smarter than everyone else
Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because heās very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

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wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now
sorry to hear that undertale
The Timeless Trilogy
im happy they worked it out
I need updates on thisĀ
are they still bffs?
in awe of the people who seem to be out here creating prozac bottles and mountains of cigarettes seemingly pixel by pixel to give to their miis
Me when my asshole itches and Iām on the moon
do any of you want to hear abt my Black Ryland Grace headcanon
excellent. i am enabled once more.
this post is inspired in part by this one by @cheshirepirouette and sponsored in part by convos w @asteriis and @indouscurse hereās to yāall!! this post also goes out to my brothers, who are pale as hell for reasons unbeknownst to all of us (this is a joke).
like any good headcanon, this started as a joke because i thought to myself: Ryland sounds like the type of name that somebodyās Black child would have and only use on church sundays. nobody actually has ever called him that in his whole entire life, except maybe his mama SOMETIMES and thatās why he doesnāt remember it right away. i feel like every Black person knows somebody who is called literally anything except their god given name. people call him lil r, lil grace, gracie, ry, ryry, riri, RG, lando, mr. grace, dr. grace, but nobody calls him Ryland, which is part of why he Canāt Remember for so long.
so of course i went back to the source material to see if he ever actually mentioned being white anywhere and unfortunately it is very much at the beginning of the book. so THEN i started to think about how i could get around that while remaining at least largely canon compliant (as a little treat for myself). what i came up with is what i have affectionately dubbed my ālitebrite babyā headcanon.
he occupies all my thoughts

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What is this witch doing at dusk?
Decapod of the day: Xenocarcinus depressus | Depressed Spider Crab
Depressed spider crab... :(
Can you restore the āHazbin Hotelā Wikipedia page āThatās Entertainment (Hazbin Hotel)ā on Wikipedia? The same person keeps blanking it.
did i seem like the logical next tier of authority in your mind
Detail of paintings from Nebamun's tomb chapel. Theban Necropolis, Egypt.

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Baby me was always cuddly!
WASHINGTONāClaiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempt to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair this week by calling in a bomb threat. āThereās a series of explosives in unmarked duffel bags all across the fairgrounds, which are beautiful by the way, so youād better evacuate everyone as fast as you can, donāt even bother stopping to count how many people there are,ā Trump said from his Oval Office phone, pinching his nose in an effort to disguise his voice.Ā