my life’s just like a bitch

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

Imagine being Pious Pavel in that fucking monastery and the guy you tried to poison just....tanks it. He goes eugh my tummy hurts and then nothing else happens because this guy has the stomach acid of a vulture. Rasputin assassin experience. Henry has the constitution of a roach and everyone finds this out the hard way. And then the next day he has the audacity to say "hey man did you poison me?" I would be livid.

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil