that's right my type

PART TWO (a.u)

SEE PART ONE HERE

or’: in which dumb7 like to think they’re the new local gang and should be considered badass just because they got a bunch of bikes off ebay that were on sale and now they pretend to take beatdown requests. tip: don’t trust maknae line to be on their own. 

warnings: mentions of bars/paid violence/gangs, vulgar language, lots of crack actually 

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youngjae: 

• signature items: dentist voucher card 2 at the price of 1 for teeth whitening                              + smiley face fake earring 

• cutest biker you’ll ever meet w a smile so pure that u start to feel bad for that time you forgot to give a pencil back in 3rd grade that is the youngjae effect© • he lets little kids around the neighborhood  put cute stickers and flowers on his motorcycle and it’s the cutest thing he gets so happy when he sees a new lilly on the handle he actually has a flower chain all over the front and everyone envies him • and no the background sound you just heard wasn’t jackson screaming that little kids won’t come near him as they cling onto yj’s leg nope (that cursed honda...,,) • everyone loves him like this is certified u exist u love youngjae these are the rules but grannies are especially in love w him  • once said a bad word and the whole group panicked and put youngjae into quarantine bc they thought they were losing him to ~the plague~ • he goes to buy them bread every morning and delivers them w his bike and then in the afternoon they race each other yj with his motorcycle and the grannies w their scooters except poor so rin whose husband always goes to afternoon ‘strolls’ w it so he takes her on the back of his bike and ends up losing bc of that like 99% of the time  • sunday night it’s break from fight night bc he goes to play bingo with them and takes the rest of got7 and they are the most excited whenever someone yells bingo even tho it’s not their boy (tip: youngjae has no idea about bingo to this day) •  met the grannies at the dentist as he was getting his teeth whitened and they bonded over weird mumblings and random swallows and trying to communicate while having multiple people’s hands in their mouths at the same time and he just can’t let them go  • now he may look innocent & pure but listen up ok,,,,listen here,,,,,,,,,,he rly is •  except maybe that one time when he bumped into a stranger and didn’t apologize and jesus fucking christ it haunted him for weeks like he would decline when offered lucky charms bc he failed his #code and g o d so he’s not worthy of receiving happiness • he’s supposed to be the one who beats people up but he’s the poodle and the only infernal thing is other gangs’ desire to protect this flower man • wears fluffy socks bc he gets cold feet easily • every time a member is sad said member wakes up with a stuffed bear wearing a leather jacket next to him in bed but “no one” knows who puts them there cause stuffy’s mama didn’t raise a snitch

bambam: 

• signature items:  puppy photos to appease the gods                              + shea butter hand cream 

• the whole city knows him like they hear the word ‘bam’ and this guy pops into their heads 5 mins later the streets are deserted • cue in confused baby bam coming up the street on his bike like ‘:( where is everyone i wanted to show them my new pastel pink mickey mouse socks i bet jihyo would’ve liked them’ so he just takes polaroids of them and puts them in everyone’s mailbox as tokens of his affection • has sometimes troubles with parking his motorcycle bc he can’t rlly hold it perfectly always to park it and yugyeom just jumps out of the bushes like ‘here i come to halp worry not my small noodle man’ • the first one to reject jaebum’s “infernal poodles” idea • ”hyung do you want us to be the laughingstock of the neighborhood we can’t name ourselves infernal poodles that’s so 3rd grade let’s go for malevolent west highland white terriers” - triggered bam 2k17 while holding his pinky up bc he has #class “don’t encourage him u nuthead”

• you’d think he would stop dabbing at some point but nope he’s a professional dabber born&raised™ nearly crashed his yamaha into jackson once while dabbing and the poor guy has never been the same     • like really he would literally get his collection of gold holy crosses out and start spewing latin exorcism chants whenever dumb bam raised his hands • once dabbed in a rly shabby bar bc the beat was lit and punched this shawn michaels wannabe in the face and started a bloody (literally) fight which ended up w/ yug dragging everyone to the hospital bc he was the only one who hadn’t fought (bless his tiny bladder) • PAW patrol enthusiast made everyone dress up as the characters during halloween (he nearly passed out after channeling his inner tarzan to fight mark bc i aM GONNA BE SKYE U PIECE OF PUP POOP-) then forced them to sing the op whilst searching for roaming ghosts bc he also wanted to be ray from ghostbusters (but like ~cooler~ and on a bike)       • sneak master from bangkok hides in the shadows to take aesthetic pics of these rly hipster looking guys (like, living in the sewerage bc we don’t believe in homes hipster) smoking bc he may be soft and squishy but his insta theme is #edgyweedaddictbiker even tho he freaks out whenever someone says ‘mary’ • wanted to decorate his bike w/ some rly cute & rly glittery & not badass at all baby animals stickers but jaebum caught him and confiscated them and now bambam goes all (๑´╹‸╹`๑) whenever they’re alone in a room

• (”but hyung, they fit our aesthetic!!!” 

“how in the heavens do a bunch of black kittens represent us”

“...they mean bad luck??”) =>> jaeshook needed like 10 mins and an ear pull from jinyoung to compose himself  •  has noticed that jb lets youngjae have stickers on his motorcycle bc ‘the kids put it there’ so he tries that too but jaebum is like ‘oh yea and please tell me where do this kids find yellow glittery stickers with baby camels on them’  ‘it’s mustard goddammit hyung’)

• he’s the sacrificial lamb whenever the guys wanna get in a fight like rly they might lowkey want him to get beaten so that he’ll become T O U G H • and all he can do is stand in front of these big&buffed up men like ‘pls don’t hurt the child i can do the cooks they call me bambam bc my maple syrup pancakes are yumyum’ • insert housewife!bambam making muscly man breakfast for those big ass guys resulting in them being all friends!!amigos!!comrades!!! who are in love with bambam • bambam receiving black roses (bc red roses are for pussies) every 2 weeks from the dudes in return!!!! (also guess what’s the sole reason why nobody messes with his gang) •  always pretends that he hadn’t noticed that his instagram captions are my chemical romance lyrics added by jaebum,,, but,, he knows,, •  and now he might have welcome to the black parade saved to his phone but what jb doesn’t know won’t hurt him 

yugyeom: 

thank you so much! yeah sure i’ll do my best to add your suggestions!

→ requested [...] & inspired by my biker!got7 a.u  → gender neutral! (or at least tried my best to make it this way)  ♥ as always special thanks to my princess @bangtanbrochachos​ for help♥ (me: sucks @ fluff) 

warnings: whole lotta crack, disgusting cliche fluff, i don’t know what i’m doing

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• ok so you were out with your friends at some outside fast food place and one of your friends spotted this really nice motorcycle and no one else was around and they were like wooaa that’s so cool let’s take a picture with it •  so you were nice enough to take all the pictures for your automobile thirsted friends even though you knew it was a terrible idea 10/10 and when you were done they begged you on their knees to take one too ’just for fun’ •  and you were like okay yeah sure one picture will not hurt •  & as you were leaning in to the motorcycle ready to take your pose some dude sprung out of nowhere with a napkin running towards you at godspeed and you were so scared you just froze like a deer in the headlights and your friend was nowhere to be found and you were like weLP this is the end •  and the dude just pauses to catch his breath and takes a solution from his jacket, sprays it on the napkin and starts cleaning his motorcycle all panicked and you’re still staring w your mouth agape like wht just happened •  and he’s like ‚’how dare you profane such a sacred object please leave suzy some space she’s fragile’ + then proceeds to mumble how children these days have no respect or boundaries touching op’s proprety & wht has this world come to •  he almost wants to shoo you to your parents but then he suddenly stops and freezes and looks @ u like,,, oh ,,, wait,,, that is not a child,,,, that is an adult person,,, an extremely pretty one,,, who is probably terrified bc of what happened •  and suddenly more guys in leather jackets with three mcchickens in each hand probably appear like jinyoung where the fck did you run off to •  and wow he becomes a mess •  and some brown haired dude shouts in the back ’btw that’s jinyoung’ •  he’s like ‚’oh i’m so sorry sometimes i can be a little hard to handle i totally blew this out of proportion i’m really sorry i scared you,,, and yea i’m jinyoung’ •  and he is way too embarrassed to ask for your name bc he just made a fool out of himself but you are a shy bun too tho eventually you apologise too and tell him your name •  cue awkward silence and the same brown haired guy coming from the back being all ‚’uhh yea so i know this sounds weird but that person who just tripped over running with the nuggets pack – are they your friend?? we can totally pay for those as compensation for jy’s failure’ •  and you’d totally say no but your dumb friend just spilled all the chicken nuggets and ur like,,, i mean,,, i guess (addition you’re totally not influenced by jinyoung’s puppy dog eyes nope nu uh) •  you end up having dinner with all of got7 and your friends at that fast food on their treat and catch yourself taking that huge order with jinyoung and making small talk and you think wait this guy is not that bad till at the end of the dinner he throws u a napkin with an equation on it which says ’solve for my number ;) ;) ;)’ and u stare @ him done with life and he’s like ’uuhhh actually can i please get your number’ •  you end up texting for a few weeks and you discover that he’s pretty put together ((not adding v clean and proper)) so you agree to go on a date w him but,,,your first date did you mean complete disaster no joke no scam •  ok so first date you dress nicely bc gotta make an impression and everything and he actually takes you a fast food similar to the one you two first met at jackson’s pleads (tbh he wanted to book some 5 star restaurant but then js reminded him that they have to pay for jaebum’s 22k golden studs added to his jacket and mr.krabs jinyoung ensured •  but the lady there is nice and makes him burgers with the meat in the shape of a motorcycle and she even lits up a fake candle for the romantic effect and u end up having more fun watching him struggle than you would at that fancy pancy restaurant •  and you really like getting him out of his serious state so you do your best to tease and play w him so he chases after u every chance you get and you’re the members’ idol bc you can do that to jinyoung without catching those hands and have your food supply cut for a month but shh don’t tell anyone •  you thought you were going to ride in the back of his motorcycle to get home but he’s like ?!?!?!?!??! and shakes his head like a wet poodle and tsks and he’s just ’no darling do you want to hurt yourself i don’t think so’ •  you end up going home by bus and u sit next to some old man bc that was the only seat left and jy won’t let his darling stand up ((well, until the guy’s snoring and poor jinny has to sit with u on his lap the entire ride embarrassed bc ~you~ but also bc he looks like he’s going on a date with his dad)) •  takes you out on evening dates because he can’t afford walking with you at night bc he’s way too concerned for your safety even though,,, he beats ppl up for money,,, and could probably uppercut a dude twice his size •  he’s so protective god help you tbh you’re his little peach and he has to protect u from all harm though he’d die if you’d ever find out he calls u his little peach •  you convincing jinyoung over text to add colourful bow ties to their biker dress code bc he has to at least try to be festive during the holidays •  and he does because he is whipped© and he gets the most terrible one which is a red one w purple stripes but you look so happy about it you’re shining so he can hold himself together abt the teasing for now (rip yugyeom when they get home) •  jaebum whispering in the background how jinyoung is the group’s infernal poodle w that colour scheme • you being worried sometimes that he could do much better but he arranges cuddle sessions in which you’re both reading and tells you you’re already badass for dealing with him and the rest of disaster7 •  he’s protective but don’t get me wrong he’s also super playful w u good luck dating the biggest tease in the world •  the type to get drunk and try to sensually poledance on a street light •  you dying laughing and hyping him up by trying to sing leave your hat on and he suddenly stops like ’what of course i’ll leave my hat on it’s 5 degrees outside do you want us to catch a cold’ •  he remembers that it’s actually cold and comes to u to give you his scarf and wraps ur face up like a burrito ((jy: now this,,, is what i call appropriate significant other material)) says jy before going back to pole dancing bc he’s ”working it” && you make a mental note of not leaving him alone w yugyeom and bambam again • you being like ffs jinyoung and throwing him the money for his taxi at his feet before u leave to get yourself a goddamn coffee •  puppy jinyoung being like babe!!! babe look !!! I made money I have fans!!! and he’s super giddy before he sees that there’s no one in sight and sulks like :’( •  him sending you links to posts on bambam’s instagram with the both of u with captions like ‘MY SOULMATE PROPOSED TO ME???’ and videos w said title but it’s just clickbait so you can watch bambam’s video on how to match your nail polish with your apartment and him mentioning how u gave jinyoung a onion ring that Saturday •  enjoy your jinyoung bc i’m assuring he won’t let anyone treat him quite like u do bc he likes u tht much even though he always teases • you blowing him kisses and him smacking them away but pouts and acts offended if you stop doing it • you kissing his cheek and him closing his eyes and saying ‘ew’ but if you want to pull away he gently grabs you by the neck and is like ‘wait nono come back’ and shyly kisses ur nose and then goes home and asks bambam to contour the spot u just kissed bc it’s HOLY • jinyoung chasing after you on your third date bc you managed to steal his pear chapstick tripping, falling onto his knees frozen but then screaming ‘rock n’ roll’ w the hand signs as a save && resumes to his chase •  you stop at an alley corner to catch ur breath + lean against the wall and apply the chapstick on ur lips before he catches up to you n leans w his arm against the wall towering over u and realises he failed 2kforever •  and you look v smugly @ him and you’re like ‘hmm this tastes good’ •  cue jinyoung pausing looking away and being like ‘oh yeah? i think you should let me show you how a kiss should taste~’ and u look at him shocked but then nod ur head and he lifts your chin and kisses u and you’re both dazed after and look @ each other cutely like wow we just did that till you both come back to your senses •  (((( ‘god jinyoung you’re so cheesy’ ‘wonder why you like me so much‘

‘who said i like you’ )))

PART ONE (a.u)

or’: in which dumb7 like to think they’re the new local gang and should be considered badass just because they got a bunch of bikes off ebay that were on sale and now they pretend to take beatdown requests. careful though, hyung line doesn’t mess around,…or at least they hope so.

warnings: mentions of bars/paid violence, vulgar language, lots of crack, super brief mention of dead ppl but it’s indirect no worries, mentions of needles and tattoos? 

special thanks to @bangtanbrochachos​ once again for helping out w some of the ideas my angle and my devil 

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mark: 

•  signature items: gold ring                              + 24k gold chain 

• never reveals his gold chain because he doesn’t want to be deemed as the richy rich half of the tryhards™ • the type to quietly whisper ‘ay’ in the background while someone’s getting dragged •  is actually the one with the highest credibility because he doesn’t really talk he’s just tall there are ready to stare everyone down saying nothing for like an eternity  •  and he’s just staring them down like ‘are you really gonna do anything about it? are you’ and the person either backs off or gets into an existential crisis • but listen if he starts talking it’s all fkin gone his vocabulary is way too eloquent for like fake bar fights and places in where broke ass people are giving leaves as gifts and •  please stop this boy he’s too polite and cares about morals over money and all the fake shit they’re trying to sell like you could honestly go to him, slap some bills right on the table and be like ‘yo beat me up’ and he’d just look at you like you told him apples grow on trees and be like ‘now why would i do such a thing?’ •  not the one for conflict like ever and if his mates are trying to start shit he just stares @ them too and it’s game over  •  him and yugyeom can’t always stand in the same room as the rest of the group if they’re having some closed off confrontation bc they’ll block all the light and there’ll be just weird ass smoke and darkness in the room while jackson is trying to hype everyone up and get the goddamn smoking machine to turn off  • he’s sometimes getting shit like ‘please stop you’re scaring me’ while he was just standing there when he’s a walking puppy question mark pls (((ay))))) •  the one who lowkey makes the group bow full 90 degrees by nudging their knees before they actually punch someone in the face and told everyone it was jaebum’s idea  •  was told once that the reason the group wears sunglasses at night is because he’s too bright for them and that they keep him around bc his beauty is their ticket to heaven and actually made ppl reconsider their terrible intentions rip • cue jackson getting #BornForTheSky trending #1 on twitter after that  n nobody was the same   • also he is the one who usually appears in bambam’s pictures for ig which consist of him lying against a window w jaebum’s studded leather jacket looking at the lamp in the kitchen w the caption ‘the moonlight shines beautifully’  • even though it’s 4pm and the hashtag next to the caption is #happywednesday

jaebum: 

• signature items: fake piercings                             + hair gelled to the gods above

•*sigh*, this bitch • the half which is not a half but more like 85% of the tryhards™ or whole group if you will  • i don’t really care about this whole biker thing, says im jaebum at 3am searching fake septums on amazon and printing a whole how to look tough without real tattoos cause needles are scary wikihow article  • used to have a pretty hard time with speaking w strangers like he has his shit together but got more comfortable over the time  especially bc they let him be the leader •  so now everytime he’s speaking to some dude and he gives a good comeback the rest of got7 clap and aggressively holler & headbang while youngjae is filming everything w his nokia and jinyoung whispers to him ‘you’re doing amazing sweetie’ •  usually moves p quietly and makes slides instead of steps when he’s in that  mood he’s just feeling smooth bro and he’ll suddenly hear ‘sappunsappun georeoga~~’ slouch and die inside a little when will im jaebum live tbh  •  got a discount for lace chokers from the ebay guy he got the motorcycles off and got the middle aged mom mentality like ‘wow this is 3% off maybe it will come in handy i must have it ‘ • the reason everyone gets to go even to the grocery store down the block on the motorcycle bc girls literally pay him to take them two streets to college and take selfies with him • you might think he doesn’t care for how they appear on social media either but he’s the one who changes bambam’s ig descriptions to my chemical romance • got shook when he first accidentally punched someone and apologised & told them that they can punch him back if they wanted + had regretful thoughts for like a week after •  doesn’t let the members to make deals after 10 bc sleep is more important than punching ppl in the face  • catch tsundere bum who totally doesn’t care about anything getting his jacket manually studded and adding silver chains to his jeans because he wants to be one step ahead of his enemies mhm we see you boi • when they first formed their ‘gang’ and he got picked the leader bc he paid for everything jackson suggested the name ‘hell dogs’ and jb wanted to censor it bc it wasn’t appropriate so he wanted to call it infernal poodles and almost put that on a jacket w neon purple writing and flames around it at yj’s prayers  • he changed his mind though when he got hospitalised bc he was accidentally almost hit  • by his members • multiple times • with a car

jackson:

• signature items: abercrombie and fitch cologne                             + the honda he drives

• the one ‘assigned’ to beat ppl up but wow listen violence is the only thing he hates more than clothes •  has v strong morals and absolutely refuses to even attempt to touch badly someone who has a child or  •  ‘the wild in wild and sexy man doesn’t mean acting like a fool that’s just wrong man’ like listen do not do that to jackson bc he’ll turn to jackdaddy and give u the scolding of ur lifetime +  gets offended if u give attitude after so one should rlly prepare themselves if they wanna fight with that • otherwise he’s like ‘yeah man no worries i’ll take care of it - jackson like a puma!!!’  •  wears abercrombie cologne not because he is extremely aware that the members don’t like it, but because ‘only good looking people can wear abercrombie’ •  is known as the bad man to the kids around the neighbourhood he lives in even tho he literally loves them all and wants to protect everyone (’why is he bad again?’ ‘shh son he drives a honda’) basically no one lets him live bc of that but he likes it so it’s all a-ok  • accuses the members of trying to sabotage him if they tell him to slow it down w the cologne and tells them how ‘the rich musk will attract all the attention they need to make this work you guys are just haters’  • a dress code was made for this whole thing believe it or not but he never follows it he just randomly shows up in coats and insists they have ‘a meeting’ to decide if this is a problem when all the members are standing there in their ripped denim and leather jackets like ffs • pleads to the victim to just walk funnily out of the location or something bc he rlly doesn’t want to do this  • if the person says ok let’s so this he’s all giddy like omg!!! thank you so much you just made my life so much easier i’d totally treat you to ice cream if we weren’t in some shady ass bar place • but if they don’t agree he’s like well son do you see tHESE GUNS HMMM  and he gets in their face and aggressively flexes and you know what he can do with them HMMM  • he prides himself on his honda and is the only one who drives one but listen,,, he doesn’t know anything about motorcycles  • like he could honestly tell you about a quad core 16 inch motor and to the person it might totally sound fancy but lisTEN,,,,,, • either the mood setter w his intimidatingly arched furrowed brows or the mood ruiner • cue jackson saying ‘to defeat the huns’ immediately after jb says ‘let’s get down to business’ like all the time •  yet jaebum and literally everyone ELSE never learn

jinyoung: 

• signature items: pear chapstick                              +  hubba bubba bubble tape 

• he was the one who rlly came up with the dresscode like he literally pulled all  the members aside and was like ‘now listen here if we’re gonna do this we’re gonna do this the right way’ hence why there were seven pairs of jeans and leather jackets checked on jaebum’s card • also he’s the one who takes the jackets and ripped jeans to the washer once a week and they’re not allowed to wear normal clothes while riding (it’s the dress code yugyeom shut the fk up) • catch dumb7 riding their motorcycles to buy garlic sauce for jinyoung and his ma during that time •  his street name used to be junior until the group got a group call from jinyoung’s parents and told them they won’t let jinny play gangsters w the boys unless they call him by his real name • a straight up bitch and who knows whether that might be the only straight he is  • the only violent thing about him is the death glare he has which can 100% box with the actual dead trust me on this this,,,is,, science  • the real savage, the one you should really fear the most like 96% of the time and he doesn’t even try to fight he just smiles @ you and u suddenly have the desire to run to church and beg for forgiveness,,, that is ,, a thing • never allows the members to go past the speeding limit so they always end up late to any ‘business’ they have, blames it on the red lights and no one dares to correct him  • has a ‘seriously strawberry’ bubble tape pack which he takes out of his pocket and opens it like he’s about to throw a damn grenade and literally bites off the roll (jackson: that man is a savage) after he parks his yamaha sr500 to feel more badass  • except that one time when he bit onto empty air bc youngjae ate all his bubblegum the day before and stuffed it back into jy’s pocket and tbh everyone should pray for whoever dared to anger him that day (yg: so should he run or should he run now) • the one who makes all the deals, was supposed to meet with two dudes who requested their services in some bar in the middle of nowhere but only one arrived in time and jinyoung was discussing wtv was needed w the dude and when jinyoung makes deals boi does he get into it  • and the other dude arrived some time later and opened the door and jinyoung’s head turned almost 180 degrees w the most bitter look and was like ‘that was really fkin rude was i speaking or was i speaking’  • sometimes mark or jaebum accompany hin to these kinda meetings and sit in the back to guard  •  but they’re not guarding jinyoung. they are guarding said people. from jinyoung

PART TWO (a.u)

SEE PART ONE HERE

‘or: in which all of bangtan are stressed out dudes with not enough sleep and tiring jobs who decide (not really) to ‘relieve’ all their tensions at a casino. 1AM state of mind and emotions ensue. don’t talk to them in the morning cause they might lose all their magic. now with maknae line, as problematic as ever.

warnings: gambling, mentions of drinking/smoking/drugs, brief mentions of violence, vulgar language, mentions of being a proud hoe, again just a bunch of crack 

jimin:

• card: QUEEN OF DIAMONDS  • position: poker player

• has absolutely no idea how he got there • like, all he wanted was a nice night out with his roommates, maybe pay a few taxes, search taeyang x reader fluff and ‘can you wear insoles on top of insoles’ at some internet cafe bc ppl don’t judge there and actually find that 24 hour store to make his purchase and boom, suddenly he’s drunk in a casino at a table with five hot strangers around him • listen, he also has no idea what is going on he’s literally the mr. krabs meme like all the time  • got pushed to the table the others were at, some random guy just knocked into him and he knocked into taehyung and tae was like *eyebrow wiggle* hmm haven’t seen you around before come here sweetie we were just about to start the game • jimin, shook just lets himself get pushed into the chair and the guys are sharing weird strategies they used to win and like super bad fake stories about their families to intimidate and jimin on his 3rd tequila is just explains how like his father once casted him in this low budget movie with nudity and that he almost filmed a porno without him knowing it so he’s not afraid to get down and dirty (eyebrow wiggles from tae again, jin smacks him upside the head) 

• majored in performing arts and minored in environmental studies and sometimes does random gigs here and there, ended up working in a bookstore with taemin and minho which are kind enough to let him sleep in between the store’s shelves and even sneaked a mattress there for times when he used to come all beat up from college and just crash • compared to everyone around the table he looked way too innocent to be there but has learned to use said innocence in his favour so no one really knows what to expect from that sunshine smile and frequent giggles • has a little sister he has to provide for and loves her to death  • and listen i’m not saying that jimin told tae about his situation and now sometimes when you, a good friend of jimin’s, can’t look after her namjoon lets her in a back room extremely guarded but that’s exactly what i’m saying • and she is so cute her giggle is exactly like jimin’s and softens everyone like you’ll catch jin cooing and then hitting his own back to say he coughed  • loves tae a lot and calls yoongi bear oppa, also has a kid crush on yoongi and often asks him if they can date and the red on yoongi’s face is random allergies caused by the smoke pssh   • there really is no smoke in the room when jimin’s sister comes round and listen,,, like if someone smokes they’re gonna get their ass goddamn beat • wants to use the money to buy a better apartment for him and his sister but as soon as he won the first purchase he made was dye for taehyung’s hair (wasn’t that expensive plus he couldn’t stand seeing him, a valuable member of the society like that) • picked up pretty quickly on the tricks and sometimes catches the guys in the act and he never says anything but loves to shade and laugh at others  • when tae and yoongi first saw jimin’s sister they were like ‘yup, yup this guy’s gotta win at least once’ and bam he did and damn • he was so estatic that he took the tobacco from namjoon inhaled and choked on it • tho everyone patted his back supportingly after and swore to never let him near one again • they made him sit in the stool closest to yoongi so when he even thinks to try anything namjoon will whisper in yoongi’s earpiece and he’ll smack jimin with the cards on the back of his head and fold his hands on the table like • ‘anyway has anyone else tried the champagne i thought the champane was lovely’ • jimin: *kill bill sirens*

taehyung:

  • card: QUEEN OF HEARTS   • position: poker & roulette player 

• player, casino’s sweetheart, bites his lips when he takes the cards, bites his lips when he asks about the weather, bites his lips when he randomly wakes up with girls trying to climb his window • you may think i’m joking but nope he has a fanclub around the neighbourhood and they wake him up every morning by ,,, uh,,, banshee screaming and occasionals ‘oppa are you still alive’ • but poor thing is just a struggling biology student with a fascination with botany and zoology how can his caffeine-lacking self deal with this   • he is the person to ask how to passive aggressively say go to hell in flower • he won’t ever tell you that because he likes plants way too much to use them in such a corrupt way (oh the irony)  •  you had no idea who taehyung was until you noticed sticky love notes on your window and invitations to dinner at some restaurant you never even dreamed about and one day you awake with a face at your window and your soul almost gives out  •  turns out it’s another one of taehyung’s fangirls and you only found that out when some guy approached you as you were speaking with your best friend and telling them how you might call the police •  he feels so bad bc oh god this wasn’t supposed to happen to op and gives you like 5 movie tickets, his remaining starbucks bonus cards and all the flowers he’s received that day like literally puts them all in your hands at once and you almost fall and he starts hyperventilating bc of that as well  •  you assure him in the end that it’s all ok but now that you found out about him living one floor below you you won’t hesitate to ring at his bell and give him a piece of your mind and he takes them all to heart and kinda gets scared a little bit because wow this cute cinnamon apple pie might be able to murder me right there • a hoe but he is a proud one with standards and he wants everyone he hoes around with to be whipped and depend on him contrary to popular opinions cause he being wanted gives him a wonderful thrill and a feeling of power like nothing else did  •  probably boned half of the staff at the casino cause they’re p cool have pretty thighs and let him tease them therefore meeting all his standards 

• well that’s until the morning when he wakes up still half asleep like: ‘what is (a) tiddy’ • once there was a case where this one dude dressed all black with shades on bumped into taehyung at the entrance and came super close to him and started questioning him in another language  • and obv that taehyung had no answer bc ????? what was even going on ??  • and the dude noticed that tae wasn’t answering and he just sighed and let his hand travel to his lower section • and tae noticed some sort of lump in the dude’s dress pants and didn’t know if that was either a great bulge or a gun in his pocket or which was more terrifying ((or, yanno, hot))  • turns out it was a half eaten burrito and the dude was asking where he can find similar stuff in korea (it’s just how he dresses taehyung, you can’t judge people by the way they dress

‘but this is exactly what you do jin-hyung how about that one time when-’ *smack* )

• his strategies to win are being hot, chewing bubblegum really loudly with his mouth open and head in hand and subtly winking at yoongi with both eyes to get on with it and help him • is actually super bros with yoongi and they are roommates (tae’s letting yoongi stay in his apartment, shockingly) and they’re #1 at being tight and heckin’ snakes & this is why yoongi always helps him  • he also hears lots of gossip from yoongi and uses it to make a person lose their focus and play with them and their emotions until it leaves him satisfied (+++needs hella praise after) •  you may think he’s all tough and effortlessly does everything so perfect, and that is true because it is exactly the vibe he gives off but every month yoongi has to cut strands of his hair because he gets gum stuck in his hair and it ends up looking like a complete mess (blames the aesthetic for this but the others know) • sometimes when the guys look super down he just whips a red camellia from his pocket (how did he-nvm) and slams it on the table _and apologises in his head with a blank face_ • namjoon asks what it means as always and tae just looks him in the eye and says ‘it means passively-aggressively to go f*ck yourself’

jungkook:

• card: JACK OF CLUBS • position: frequent bar client and slots player 

• have you ever seen a personification of the phrase ‘existential crisis’? yea well that’s jungkook • pretends to be a bad boy and used to rent thrift store leather jackets to seem more badass but stopped because everyone there sees right through him and he’s pretty broke too • drinks to forget his pain and the pressure of always being not enough • when he’s not sobbing on hobi’s counter about how macaronis feel empty because they have a hole in them he’s crying to namjoon to employ him as a bodyguard because his dinero got to 0  • namjoon has the ugh face every time he sees kook but he’d never attempted to kick him out because he secretely takes aesthetic photos for joon’s tinder profile  • majoring in photography and is pretty much a genius in that domain but he considers himself mediocre; generally inspired by soft and delicate-looking things which is a heavy contrast to him being rough around the edges and the places he hangs out in  • once passed out as he was preparing to do the hoodly doo with someone and has never been the same ever since  • you and jungkook used to be highschool buddies and he accidentally took a picture of you at the end of the year and tried to find you and apologise • saw you once on the street at a crossroad and took the wrong turn and he ended up face to face with the casino while you were out there looking at dog sweaters  • is drawn to slots because he thinks they’re the only thing he can’t go wrong at, after 20 attempts goes back to drown himself in hobi’s bourbon mix and hobi pats his head and shoves the money kook slapped on the counter back into his pants  •  teases jimin from the table and almost cries if he’s drunk and jimin does it back • ‘hyung why are you so mean to me’ • ‘shhh kook he didn’t mean it’ (he totally did)  • sometimes he hears voices next to him that ask him about the economy, or if he wants to buy dr seuss novels • he did buy one of those and read it to namjoon after they were finished with one of their photoshoots bc they want to discover the secrets of the universe (they always end up having more questions after)  • the type to ask someone if they’re into anime when he’s trying to flirt  • he may pass out as soon as the night starts but if a girl sits next to him and calls him oppa he’ll just wake up like undertaker and be like ‘are you even old enough to be in this place? did your parents let you come? let me see your ID hey where are you going-’  • actually super loved around the casino bc all the staff thinks that he is their little bro and they make it their personal mission to protect him (little bro who totally needs a job- c’mon jungkook stop being a lazy fuck-

‘do you even know how jobs work? you need like, a CV. and a suit. and the ability to mask the fact that you’re dead inside. right now, i have neither of those’

working on it this is such a great idea!! (bless ily but will take a little ((more)) to deliver bc my aus tend to be p long hope you’ll bear with me)

i actually have a bias tag but i’ll just answer this lmao: (i am a hoe and i don’t know such thing as shame)

bts: bias - jimin; bias wrecker - hoseok (wrecked) monsta x: bias - kihyun; bias wrecker … hoseok (oh the irony) vixx: bias- ????????? hakyeon ????? i think, not sure to this day but he’s the one who gets the boyfriend title; bias wrecker - literally everyone exo: yixing. second fave minseok got7: bias - between youngjae and yugyeom; bias wrecker - the devil (also i love yuta and seulgi to death but i don’t know the rest of the members well enough to make hcs siiiigh)

PART ONE (a.u)

SEE PART TWO HERE

‘or: in which all of bangtan are stressed out dudes with not enough sleep and tiring jobs who decide (not really) to ‘relieve’ all their tensions at a casino. 1AM state of mind and emotions ensues;don’t talk to them in the morning cause they lose all their magic. also, don’t mess with the hyungs.

warnings: gambling, mentions of drinking/smoking/drugs, brief mentions of violence and gangs, vulgar language, lots AND LOTS of crack for the love of god this wasn’t supposed to end up like this 

major thanks to my love @bangtanbrochachos​ for helping me with ideas and reading everything beforehand she’s a blessing

seokjin:

• card: ACE OF SPADES • position: poker player 

•  oldest player in the game and mainly the reason why no one tries to sabotage the casino anymore or go there just to do funny business with the owner namjoon • manages to manipulate and woo people because of his bright smile and ability to mask the fact that he hasn’t slept in 4 days and his oven is probably still on even though he is the epitome of class  •  looks like a pretty untouchable flower but do not let the pink shirt fool you, he will play you for all you’re worth and take your money in less than thirty seconds • graduated from law school and had great plans but then he ended up as an assistant to some stuck up famous lawyer who gets all the credit •  doesn’t really care about the other guys, is there just for the kicks of it cause he’s counting the days till he becomes an old man and well •* can’t rely on his boss to give him the salary he deserves (not that he’d have that much money anyway) and lowkey wants to stab them but he knows he can’t make money in prison so he’s always just sighing internally  • or not • ‘look at the sun, look how it shines, you know what it means? that i’m way too pretty for these terrible circumstances’ • only plays with the hot ones because he won’t tolerate anything below his standards  • blows them a kiss after he wins and kicks the corner of the table to leave (also plays cool the fact that he just hit his damn foot on the table screw namjoon and his victorian furniture) 

• he buys everyone drinks when he wins (like daily) and makes sure to call a cab for that passed out kid at the bar because his mama raised him right • his weak points are applying chapstick at inappropriate times ( ’what? oh yea that told ya i’m all in very disrespectful of you to interrupt me like that’) and wiggling his eyebrows @ joon + trying to convince him to spell his credit card number on the napkin between them when he joins in  • you work for  the same person jin does, you’re an assistant as well and you sometimes take the time to observe him friday mornings since you never hear of him on thursdays after the shift is done • and you catch him with a new gold chain on top of his cashmere suit and black under his eyes?? (‘well that’s one hell of a sleep schedule’ isn’t it) • and instead of complimenting him you just think about how that thing doesn’t match with some silver earring he put on the previous night and he suddenly gives you this dEATH look and holy shit did you really say that out- • and there he is, the man who can manipulate everyone and practically rob them blind in the blink of an eye almost losing his cool because you insulted his accessory and you’re like eeppp • and he doesn’t know what to say either like wow  • you thought he was gonna murder you right there with his own two eyes and rushed words but then he chills down & ends up sighing deeply like “and here i was,,,, thinking that this job,,, that you people here are the ones for me,,,that you were worthy,,,”   •dramatically turns on his heel and just leaves and doesn’t talk to you for two months bc he literally stops showing up @ work and you have no idea what’s going on… but he’s still #pressedt about the incident how dare you attack him like- • aanyway when it’s about something this precious to him,,, he never,,, ever,,, forgets — you learn this the hard way • this inspires random moods in where he just doesn’t care anymore he’s done with trying to act like he has his life together  • so done that once on a sunday he showed up to the casino in an expensive suit jacket and mario pjs underneath when yoongi asked him why he only replied with ‘fashion’ and slayed everyone  •  + hint: after that there were no other questions asked

yoongi:

• card: BLACK JOKER • position: card dealer

• the puppeteer who controls everything that has to do with clients coming in and finds great pleasure in toying with his influence on people’s choices, considers himself a master and is aware of what he can do and how by a simple flick of his finger he could turn someone’s world upside down • actually calls himself a genius in that domain and ‘the fucking card master’, often calls himself that • well he calls himself that whenever he’s at the bar after a long night sharing drinks with the boss and whining about how people don’t appreciate his genius talents • often just tired™ • stares into the camera like he’s on the office and responds with ‘sir yes sir’ sarcastically whenever some dude who’s probably underage and got there by accident tells him to do his job faster   • hates ‘the millennials’ because of that, claims that they don’t understand his art(+ hobi totally snickering in the back when he hears him) • is secretly involved with all things music in the casino, just because he heard the owner wanted a ‘classic’ vibe and everyone was like alright until he started blasting schubert up in there so he wants to make sure no disaster like that will happen again • ‘the only classic thing here is how people are gonna walk the hell out of this place like some godzilla movie if you hit them with that bullshit you dumbass’ • rarely expresses affection but when he does it’s like a smirk from the corner of his mouth but then quickly looks away • loves to hear people argue and start beef with each other hence why he always manipulates the cards and no one except jin realises • min yoongi is an actual messy bitch who lives breathes and loves drama and he wishes he could get a certificate • kinda done with everything but kinda enjoys everything at the same time and again smirks from a distance until he’s dragged into it • and when he is he’s suddenly hit by an existential crisis where he’s wondering if he should really sign those resignation papers he keeps in his top drawer since the beginnings of time • his day job is taking care of his roommate taehyung who is the only one that has any idea about his #glam night life and sometimes comes to the casino as well and it’s a huge mess because yoongi can’t handle him especially when his boss is away and he’s crying all the way from korea to whatever country the boss is now in • + he’s pretty sure that his tears show up as rain in said country but don’t tell his theorist friends that • he might come off as very careless and detached except everything lowkey affects him even though his face is literally ‘lmao’ when you try to explain something to him • like yeah, he told that one guy that he can’t possibly be threatened with some basic illegal underground fighter because his french wife keeps trying to divorce him and there’s literally no chance he could do that since he’s away trying to buy them a house in san francisco to be forgiven and he might have sounded very unimpressed but he ranted for an hour to his colleagues about this • he just knows everything that’s going on always and that gets overwhelming sometimes • writes lyrics in his spare time and swears left and right that one day he’ll expose his roommate and all of his hoes in a track if he doesn’t shut up till noon • you live a floor below yoongi and don’t really bother to get to know him though you’ll never forget your first interaction which happened at 3am when he was trying to drag a drunk taehyung to the door and you just fell in love with his colourful vocabulary and animalistic growls • just kidding you stormed out of your room in your jigglypuff slippers and told him to keep it down because you had a final in 5 hours jesus christ • he blurts some sassy answer about you having to carry someone twice your size your highness and that kinda starts a casual exchange of sarcastic replies between the two of you whenever you guys meet •  he always asks you about your major in being a childish pain in the ass and you tell him that the weight of his roommate is nothing to the weight of trying to keep a conversation going with someone like him •  but that always gives him a pleasant feeling right after because he never knows what to expect from you and his next track which will be sold to his friend’s underground buddies might finally be finished and a certain name just happens to pop up between the sloppily-written credits on the black paper cover but no one knows cause being a closeted emo comes with sacrifices whoops

namjoon:

• card: KING OF CLUBS  • position: casino owner

• search ‘rich’ on urban dictionary and this man shows up  • like, seriously, he’s hella rich and knows his way underground and has been involved in drug deals with several gangs because he considered it the best way to make profit  • he is known around to be ruthless, with a stone cold heart and attitude and as someone who destroyed all his competition without blinking • so yeah, underground he’s pretty dangerous  • did not actually want to do this in the first place but he did it because it was his grandfather’s business and he didn’t want to leave an endeared one’s work to go to waste despite its nature • spends most of his time managing the casino’s indoor balcony which is heavily guarded sitting on a super expensive chair and watches everyone • no one really knows that the casino’s owner has other businesses and connections tied with the more dangerous side of the town so that’s why no bad incidents happened as of yet but he still barely walks out  • thinks that no one can see him ogling but ace jin sometimes makes eye contact with him and winks at him from the other side of the room and once he knocked his wine glass off the armchair bc of that  • in reality he’s just a lost kid who didn’t really have a chance at growing up properly and interacting so he doesn’t know how to handle situations in which he can’t act like a stuck-up rock or where people show another kind of interest in him • likes to replace his whiskey with apple juice as he’s mingling with the #richies and no one suspects a thing (+hoseok has him covered up if it’s about drink names so a kids’ drink can easily pass for pear-infused sparkling bourbon cocktail) • sometimes gets wasted when he’s had a rough night and when he does he transforms into a total meme • he could be spurring out very eloquent phrases with super philosophic words so it seems like he’s talking about some advanced strategy or something when he’s actually describing a dog he saw that day to taehyung • also lets himself loose and becomes slightly more open when he’s boozed and listens to yoongi complain about how terrible millennials are with their ignorance tight pants and aesthetics (’and mind you what the hell’s wrong with an aesthetic?’) • is very influenced by old school #aesthetics and always tried to reproduce the classic vibe to his casino with expensive furniture and materials (though he allows yoongi to tell him when his concerto grosso stuff is too much and for fuck’s sake joon you can’t have diamond plates and cashmere tissues just stop already) • ‘namjoon i really think you should be going home’   ‘i am home,,…. or…,,, or am i… actually what do we consider as home these days-’ • and that’s when yoongi and hoseok tell his bodyguards to take him home (sometimes hoseok goes with him bc he has his own theories too but don’t tell the grumpy card guy that) • you don’t know namjoon personally and don’t even live in the same country as him, you are a volunteer at an orphanage in the states and he comes there every two months and always buys the kids there straw drinks and invests a lot in them not only financially but knowledge-wise as well • when you ask him why he’s so invested he just looks away and goes like ‘i want to give each of them a chance to shine because every child deserves that’ • and you’re all heart eyes because wow where did this angel come from (he thanks whatever force up there that you have no idea about who he is) and you just can’t help yourself but tell him that he’s their bright light and as long as he’s there they’ll keep shining • and you hate yourself because that’s the most cliche thing ever oh my god but he’s fidgeting around and is that a blush,,,, and the new vase you just bought in little pieces on the floor •  it’s okay though cause he has the chance to redeem himself as you guys are sipping on your bubble teas and tell you that it didn’t match with the room’s aesthetics anyway •  also offers to help redecorate some time in the future and god help all of you because you now have ash wood chairs and silk napkins at the kitchen table rip

hoseok:

• card: RED JOKER • position: bartender • the dude who has all the information needed to ruin your life in a matter of seconds but he doesn’t do it because he’s a secret cinnamon bun and has a soft spot mostly for everyone who comes there  • you saw him in a store once and mistook him for your friend then proceeded to ask him a question and let’s just say he made it his personal mission to reassure you that your butt looked great~~ • will your face ever return from war with its original colour? the world may never know • used to be an underground dancer but lost his hope when he saw that it wasn’t enough to pay his bills and put food on his table • he still dances though cause he loves to entertain some of his clients  • ‘one virgin margarita coming right on wITH MCHAMMER’S CAN’T TOUCH THIS DANCEBREAK trtrtrt-’  •  but his dancing is so much more than that •  he pole dances once or twice a month, depends on the full moon and how Jupiter stays ambiently next to Uranus and aligns in such a way that’ll give namjoon inspiration to organise another pimp event there •  and i’m not saying that there’s so much emotion in his dancing and the way he handles himself on stage could bring you to tears and make you rethink all your life choices and how unnecessarily brutal you stepped on that bug when you were 10 but that is exactly what i’m saying • he likes his job tho cause mixing things up and seeing them play out on others is kinda fun all a-ok   • he has a soft spot for most people but wouldn’t think twice about manipulating them and using their secrets in his favour if it were to it (with like maybe one or two exceptions but even those might be at risk) • he likes to use and be used and therefore doesn’t mind the frequent hook-up requests he gets but he kindly rejects because 95% of the time the person’s intoxicated; also a big fan of the chase game he’ll be #whipped if you are willing to play cat and mouse with him  • has an obsession with all things pretty so you’ll often find him licking his lips + admiring anything worth a double take (ur butt for example) • he’s bros with namjoon and yoongi and looks like everyone’s bro, takes namjoon home when he’s too drunk and doesn’t complain like a certain someone and pauses at the bar next to joon’s house only so he could drown his exhaustion and challenge himself on how many words and fake ingredients would it take to make the bartender lose his mind (hint: not a lot he’s quite the pro) • you met hobi another time at that bar this time and he remembered you and pulled you to him, sat you on a stool and just randomly started talking to you like you guys were friends since before you were in the womb and he told you about all of his theories about the universe and you just listened and smiled from time to time but he was happy  • no kidding he was so happy that someone was listening to him for once he wanted to take you home and knit you fucking socks  • calls himself the most innocent one but stares at customers’ lips and once locked all of the cooking staff in a room only so he could serve the pretty couple and co at table 5 and told them he knows something way more tasty he could serve rather than the champagne *eyebrow wiggle* *hobihob pls stop* • yoongi never lets him live it down but hoseok shrugs like ‘i suddenly can’t remember, i don’t know, i’ve lost all my memory’ while sipping on some tonic water and yoongi wants to combust  • despite his inner desires, he actually cares about people’s feelings and has some counselor/ love advisor/ leveled up college kid rubric on his ex-university’s newspaper • often discusses and asks the casino staff about those problems • which is why the rubric often ends up explaining how sooyoung’s girlfriend froze coffee in ice cube trays to stay awake and updates them on jooheon’s mixtape status once every two weeks  • no one asks any questions, they just let it be  • also no one asks why there are star stickers on every statue in the social studies wing but something tells everyone that they’re really gonna get super judged if they remove them by the supernatural spirit’s statues (which may or may not have installed a cctv camera on the air vent to monitor the sticker activity- don’t tell yoongi or his philosophy teacher that hoseok doesn’t know which is worse)  •  if marie antoinette has a sticker saying she is the best, she is the best. period. •  somebody should really tell namjoon to stop laughing

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