A/N: Huge thank you to @yoongistangerine for the massive list of plus size reader ideas they sent to me! Iâve really wanted to write more for plus size readers and this will definitely help with that lolđ
(also tiny disclaimer, these are just my personal opinions, if you disagree or get different vibes thatâs totally fine and youâre more than welcome to share your thoughts in the commentsđ)Â
Yoongi - Jin: These three have said/implied enough in the past for me to say with absolute certainty that they would be into a bigger partner, though the degree may vary. Yoongi has said before he doesnât have a specific âtypeâ that he looks for in a partner, and idk maybe Iâm projecting too much but he just gives the vibe that he would really adore a plus size partner
Joon and Jin are tied, bc Joon has made enough references in his music that I know that man would be down bad for a partner with some curves and an ass. I donât think itâs something he actively seeks out or anything, but heâs definitely not opposed to the idea, hehe.
Jin literally said in the past that his ideal type was a little on the chubby side, but honestly I was kinda unsure of his spot on this list until this past year watching him during his solo activities. His respectful and considerate behavior towards plus size people, shutting down fatphobic remarks on his show, always encouraging people to love themselves as they are, making sure that his tour merch came in ACTUAL PLUS SIZES?! The only reason I didnât put him higher is bc I really donât see him as someone interested in dating at the moment.Â
Taehyung - Hobi: I can see them going either way honestly. I think although they both very much have a more specific âtypeâ that they gravitate towards in partners, I donât think theyâd be put off of dating someone because of their size. Tae especially I think would be drawn towards a bigger partner bc he loves soft and cuddly things, and despite what heâs been trying project since his military discharge, that man is still a giant baby at heart and wants someone to take care of him(not saying all plus size people are mommy types, this is just the vibe I get from him)
Jungkook - Jimin: Itâs not that I donât think they would date a plus size person, I just think it would have to be more specific circumstances. Jungkook is so immersed in fitness and the gym scene, which projects a lot of unhealthy opinions about larger bodies, I think he would have to address and unlearn some of those internalized prejudices, which he might not even fully realize he has.
Jimin has voiced his own struggles with body image issues and his weight in the past, so I think being with a larger partner would maybe stir up some of those insecurities, but also maybe help heal them? It would take a fair bit of self reflection and work, but I honestly think he would do really well with a plus size partner.
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I'm totally into bangtan getting us to the shower with 'em 𼴠like, I'm already SO in love with you guys, what do you even want from me? WHAT ARE WE??? FUUUUUUUUUCK
Aside of thirsting over them 𤣠I find it SO endearing to get a showet with ur love, like it's such an intimate and sweet moment for me, I'd love to do that someday. Buuuuut since SA/OC can do what she wants đ bestie, who is MLT of our boys to just take (or not) a shower with OC?
First of all, I was at work when Tae posted this and I almost threw my phone jfajdsfj HE IS TOO HOT đŠđŠđŠ also him including his habit of grinding his teeth when he sleeps was so endearing <3
ALSO 100% AGREED YES YES YES !!! I've never done it before but in theory a shower with your lover sounds so romantic đ I would honestly start crying if this ever happened to me irl đ also YES! I am so down for a MTL đ Lets make it lore accurate for once jdhdjs đÂ
Most likely to shower with her
Taehyung
Hoseok
JungkookÂ
YoongiÂ
JiminÂ
SeokjinÂ
NamjoonÂ
Least likely to shower with her
Taehyung invented the romantic shower, wow itâs honestly part of his love language <3 he loves washing each otherâs hair, soaping each other up, he loves kissing (and also it escalating into needy fumbling). He just loves the entire concept of it, how intimate and comforting it is and how romantic it feels. Definitely the one who simply invites himself into her shower the most.
Hoseok honestly just doesnât care about the concept of privacy jsjdjsjs no obviously he does but if he knows that the other person doesnât mind, he will take advantage of it. Also he sees it as a sort of foreplay because you get to fumble and WET BODIES ARE HOT AF to him. So he is candidate Nr.2 for most showering shenanigans.
Jungkook is not as obsessed with it as Taehyung and also doesnât want it as much as Hobi, but he is still very enthusiastic about it. Itâs 50/5o with him as far as who asks for it is concerned. But once he is in there, he is so excited and happy. He loves to shower together. Most of the showers are at his wing because he has a really spacious shower.Â
I put Yoongi fourth simply because he does not actively seek out showers with her, instead she seeks out showers with him and he just accepts the situation. But once it happens, he is very content. He likes washing her hair and he also likes to kiss her under the warm water. Again, wouldnât really ask for it though, which is why he is middle rank.
Jimin. Why do these two have so much tension and why do I feel like Jimin would have no issues with her being in his shower? He'd be embarrassed at first but once he got used to it? He does not mind at all. Like okay, Iâm gonna be really unhinged here but if OC just stepped in there and kissed him, he would not push her away (Jimin in Goyang bias wrecked me so hard can you tell?) but because OC wouldnât really shower with him, I put him on the fifth spot.
Seokjin and OC are broskies for life. I think the only scenario where I can see them share a shower is when one of them is really sick or hurt and therefore canât wash themselves alone. Both would jump in the shower with the other without hesitation in case of an emergency. But other than that, I donât see them sharing a shower.
Namjoon. Oh wow OC would rather slip on a tile and break her neck then share a shower with Namjoon. No actually, she would rather Namjoon slip on a tile and break his neck than share a shower with her. Do not put her in a shower with Namjoon, only one of them will come out of there unharmed and itâs not Namjoon. Poor boy, but we need to keep it lore accurate for now djjsjsjs
mostest to leastest down bad members over their partner go!
tae: he'd wear a collar with your name on it if you let him like he couldn't possibly be anymore yours than he already is; willing to do any and everything for you frfr; and if u remember on jinnyâs kitchen thereâs this one point where seojin did like an employee evaluation for each of them and for tae he was like heâs very diligent and never complains about his work and that just made me think like if you were with him heâd do/go/wear whatever you asked no complaints all you gotta do is love him in return
jk: he's next in line bc i have him on the record saying đ đ¤¨đđ¤ "i give my all to those i love until they break my heart" so it's safe to say that if you're his partner there's nothing he wouldn't do for you; like we've seen the work he's done with bangtan it don't matter how many times each of them call his name and ask him to help with something even if it exasperates him at times he always show up; so we know he's on the submissive side; also we know that he's a little brat that likes to play hard to get but a hopeless romantic at the same time so if you managed to get him he's bound to be head over heels
yoongi: next is our former tiktok star min âi do whatever they ask me to doâ yoongi; like he did all the challenges his hoobaes asked him to do, he complained to iu face about her not inviting her to do eight on tour, whenever there was a ridiculous request from armys on live like show me your teeth or your hands or play us a song he always did it; he just really likes to be wanted so if you want him you have him and i'm pretty sure he'd be wrapped around your finger while he's at it
jin: i'm placing jin right in the middle bc we see just how much he's been on his i love army i live for army ever since he's been back and he does whatever we tell him for the most part so i do believe he'd have a good measure of down badness; however he is still very much an autonomous individual so like you'd have his heart in your hand but sometimes you'd have to squeeze it a little to get what you want LOL
jimin: this man is a baby and he enjoys being a baby so i feel like on the spectrum of down badness i think he'd more enjoy the feeling of you being down bad for him; he loves the power he'd have over you he'd relish in it giggle over it plot evilly over it get his rocks off to it fr; but honestly he's got that dominant protective nature running through him too and he likes to make other people his babies; so he'd definitely adore you as well you'd probably be equally down bad over each other but he'd try his hardest not to let it show (it'd be obvious to everyone)
hobi: second to last is mr i smile while i'm correcting; now he loves you for sure no doubt about that but he is nawt about to let you get away with any and everything LOL; he gives very much 50/50 in a partnership; a very balanced give and take; a very controlled push and pull; he seems like he'd thrive with someone very cool and independent who doesn't need or want him to primp and preen and fawn over them all the time; he'd still do it tho bc that's just who he is but it wouldn't be an excessive amount and like you got it but not too much now not too much
joon: i'm surprisingly putting joon last; it really is surprising bc he has all the makings to be at the top of this list; the loving, the longing, and the desperation; however it's all that that leads me to believe he would end up with someone who could ground him completely; like he frfr needs to be taken care of bc bro can be emotionally volatile; have you listened to rpwp????? like i know you've heard it but did you LISTEN???????; so anyway it is my prognosis that joon would end up with a partner that is all about him like they would go together real bad and they would not play about him; and it goes without saying that he would appreciate that immensely and at times he would probably literally kiss the ground you walk on (sex life would be insane); however i just believe he got a lot going on personally to be excessively down bad over his partner at all times
A matter of letting go [1] eng. | Teacher Yoongi Au
Pairing: Min Yoongi x f.reader
Genre: fluff, angst, smut eventually
Sumary: Min Yoongi is one step away from achieving his dream, the one for which he went against his parents, the one for which he had to leave behind the most important people in his life. He was about to feel it within reach, when an unfortunate event forced him to stand in front of a classroom side by side with the one person he never stopped loving.
A/N: Hey there! This is a first for me, am still a little squeaky at my writing in english so am apologizing in advance of the next chapter in hopes that, at least, it's readable and enjoyable. As always, you can leave a coment, share it, also, you can give me recommendations, suggestions or corrections of any kind. Thank u for read. đ
Everything had fallen into complete darkness. The voices reached him from far away, muffled and swallowed by the abandonment of consciousness. He could still feel the people near him, even as it felt like his soul had left his body.
He blacked out.
Just moments before, an unbearable heaviness had settled on the back of his head and nape, absorbing the news as the faces and objects around him began to spin. The annoying tinnitus in his ear made him stand up, only to fall into the void.
He blacked out.
That very morning, everything had a diferent feeling to it. From the moment he woke up, he carried the feeling that this day would steer his life to a new direction. So he dragged himself out of bed with his usual tiredness, his phone clinging to its last bit of battery, and the deafening silence filling his apartment.
Everything seemed to indicate that Yujin, his roommate, had left earlier than usual. Sheâd left her coffee cup beside her forgotten set of keys near the door. Still, he didnât spare it a second though as he stepped out.
Skipping breakfast, as had become his habit, he headed to the coffee-bar right in front of his building, looking for Yujin, as she worked there â just like he used to invest countless of nights working there for minimum wage â, so they could talk about the upcoming bills, while enjoying a large cup of coffee.
To his surprise, Yujin wasnât behind the counter, or anywhere in sight. None of her coworkers knew where sheâd gone, so, a little intrigued, he tried calling her, but his phone had finally given in to its dead battery. Resigned, he took his usual order â the one the staff already knew by heart â, and made his way back to the building's parking lot to grab his car. It was time to head to the recording label.
He was currently an intern in the special program for new producers, at the record label where his best friend, Namjoon, worked. It was thanks to Joon, and his familyâs influence, that heâd even managed to get his papers and demos submitted.
Heâd brought in a handful of melodies heâd written during his late-night shifts at the cafĂŠ, good enough to catch the ears of the higher-ups. Still, competition for a spot was fierce, and with his lack of experience, heâd had no choice but to start from the bottom as an intern.
That didn't discourage him in any way. He was grateful to Joon, and even for his part-time job at the bar-cafĂŠ, as he could pursue his dream of becoming a producer while still keeping a roof over his head.
Eventually, after pushing himself hard enough, heâd made it through to the second stage of the program by presenting his thesis in Music Production. And now here he was, on his way to present his latest masterpiece: an EP he'd been working tirelessly on, and for which he'd decided to quit his job as a barista to dedicate as much time and dedication as possible.
Sliding into his car, he patted the pockets of his jacket to make sure the USB, holding his project, was safe. It was. Yet a heavy feeling still pressed against his chest, as if heâd forgotten something important. He couldn't help but associate it with the importance of that day.
On the drive, he didnât dare plug the USB into his stereo, even though he normally played his drafts on repeat on his way. âOne careless mistake could ruin everythingâ, he kept telling himself. So instead, he drove on in silence, the dull chatter of morning radio stations filling the space.
By the time he reached the building, his anxiety levels had spiked high, and refused to calm as he walked through the reception and boarded the elevator. It had become a daily state for him, so he felt a sense of pride when he thought about his hard work.
Despite the way his body and mind dragged him down, despite the suffocating grind of work and uncertainty, he had managed to focus on his desires and inspirations, on his senses and instincts, when creating his songs.
He realized too late, as he stepped into the cramped studio he shared, that he had forgotten his noise-canceling headphones at home. In that tiny workspace, they were essential, not only because privacy and space were scarce, but also out of respect for his senior producer, who showed him the same courtesy in return.
So, instead of asking anyone to change their habits, he simply used the headphones whenever he needed to write his lyrics. Even though his senior was on medical leave, there was always the chance his peace could be broken by the scatterbrained: Park Jisung.
And as if Jisung had some uncanny sense for the worst possible timing, he slipped through the door only seconds after Yoongi had sat down.
âYouâre here,â the dark-haired boy noted from the doorway, his usual flat tone doing little to disguise his nosiness.
âWe thought youâd be rushing with last-minute edits to your project, you know, with the deadline and all that stuffâŚâ Jisung had a habit of blurting out his thoughts as if they belonged to everyone.
Out of the whole team, he was the only one convinced Yoongi would be scrambling that morning.
âIâm here, yes. And as for the final touches, theyâre not big of a thing ânor any of your business,â he thought. âJust a few fine-tunings I can finish today during the day,â Yoongi replied curtly.
He didnât spare another glance at his gaunt figure leaning against the doorway. Instead, he turned in his chair, slipped on his headphones, and tried to block out both the buzzing lights above and the boyâs petulant little voice.
But Jisung wasnât finished.
"Still, todayâs d-day. Nine a.m., sharp. Which meansâŚâ he tapped the clock above the doorframe, ââŚfive minutes, Yoongs.â
Just as the color drained from Yoongi's face, he quickly left the room and headed to Nam's office, pushing past the nosy boy in the process.
His pulse thudded violently as he knocked on the door: no response.
He was on the verge of shouting, maybe even pounding his fists like a tantrum-throwing kid, when his back collided with someone.
The program's supervisor. His boss. Mr. Kang.
âMin Kid, what are you doing here wasting your time?â
The Min Kid in question stood there, petrified, as if his best moments in the company were passing before his eyes, as if the man in front of him were destiny itself, handing his failure into his hands.
âI assume you've already finished your project. If youâre here to deliver it, give it to me. Young Kim is waiting on me to review yesterdayâs submissionsâIâll make sure yours is added to the list.â
Before Yoongi could stammer a word, Mr. Kang snatched the USB from his hand and dismissed him with a polite wave.
âGo back to your studio, or grab breakfast. You look exhausted. Everyoneâs free to take lunch an hour earlyâjust make sure you keep up the good work.â
With two firm pats on his back, Mr. Kang was gone, striding down the perfectly lit hallway.
Gone, with the USB that carried Yoongiâs life, his future. Everything.
He was willing to die before letting himself fail.
When he returned to the studio, the nosy black-haired man had left.
In the midst of relaxing for the first time that day, he decided to charge his phone and open his book-notes to distract his mind, if only for a moment.
The screen lit up with a flood of missed calls and unread messages, mostly from his mother, sent between the night before and just a few hours ago.
He ignored them for now. It was probably just another attempt to send him good luck or pry for details about the selection process. He locked the phone before it could pull him further away from what mattered: his lyrics and his coffee.
But the coffee hit his empty stomach like acid, and the familiar burn of gastritis clawed its way up his throat. Right then, a call from Yujin flashed across the screen, as an unexpected relief to his tense shoulders.
âHey, whatâs up?â He answered immediately, desperate to distract himself from the anxiety chewing at him while he waited.
He knew that if Namjoon was on the evaluation committee, he would intercede for him to be one of the first to be considered for evaluation, and while that was a nice touch, the anxiety of knowing it only made his nerves worse.
âAre you already at lunch?â The urgent, hurried tone of those words made him sit up straight. âCan you come to the train station?â
âI was just about to leave. Iâm on my way,â he replied, puzzled by such a request. âIâll be there in fifteen minutes.â
He hung up, as if this wasn't a casual call to keep up and then hurried out of the building to meet up with his roommate.
Fifteen minutes turn to twenty in the mid-morning traffic, then thirty when he couldnât find a parking spot close enough to spare him from walking in the sun.
Finally, he made it inside the crowded station, scanning the place is search for her. He was looking for his phone when a hand yanked him by the arm.
âIf Iâd known youâd take this long, I wouldâve just said it over the phone.â
Yoongi recognized when a person was irritable, so this time he decided to remain silent and wait for the girl, with her arms crossed and impassive face, to give him a reason to do so.
âIâll make it quick. My train leaves in fifteen minutes, so I need to set things straight before I go.â
As the words made sense in her head, she scribbled numbers onto an old receipt. âThis is my account number, my parentsâ address, and the codes youâll need for shipping details.â
She handed him the scrap of paper. He raised an eyebrow and grabbed it.
âClearly you've made a plan,â he said carefully. âWould you mind letting me in on it?
For a beat, the air between them turned heavy, his confusion colliding with her attempt to run away, unnoticed.
âI quit the cafĂŠ. Iâm going home.â
Yoongi nodded slowly, gesturing for her to continue the explanation, but when silence stretched on, he finally pushed:
âWhat happened to wanting to be a singer? You know the work we did was good. The opportunity is right there...why- why walk away now?â
Her eyes flicked from her watch to him, back and forth. With a sigh, she looked directly at Yoongi, who avoided her eyes out of habit, but if he hadnât, he might have caught the shadow of betrayal hiding in them.
âThe truth is⌠it was never really my dream. Itâs yours. If you get in, itâll be all yours,â she murmured, a trace of guilt tugging at her voice. âAnd if you donât, thereâs nothing more I can do to help.â
âI need to move on. I canât keep living like thisâŚwaiting for one of us to make it while the other works their ass off just to keep the apartment afloat.â
âYou were the one who suggested this,â Yoongi snapped, irritation rising with his hunger. âSo what are you talking about now?â
He looked at her for a few seconds, wondering: if giving up made her feel guilty, why did she do it?
Silence stretched thick between them. Around them, the station buzzed with people chasing trains, buying tickets, finding seats, walking in and out of entrances.
But for Yoongi and Yujin, time seemed to hang heavy, pinned down by the weight of everything remaining unspoken.
Finally, she broke it.
 âIâm just tired, Yoon.â Her voice cracked under something she couldnât admit. âI have to go.â
âFine. If youâre set on leaving⌠I wonât stop you.â His eyes dropped to the paper he was twisting in his hands, âbut whatâs this for?â
âI didnât pay the rent this month,â she said flatly, but she could no longer generate any reaction from Yoongi, or so she thought.
âIâm sure with your new producer contract youâll manage. Find another roommate, and once youâre financially stable, send me the deposit back to that account.â
"The address is where you should send my things, like the coffee maker and the bedding. Do it when you have the deposit money, so you can pay with it."
His expression was unreadable, his mind caught somewhere far away.
Over the speakers, the call for her train echoed through the station. Yujin placed her hands on his shoulders, grounding him for a brief, fleeting goodbye.
 âIt was a pleasure helping with your project. It felt⌠pure, and so real.â
His eyes wandered everywhere but her. âI hope I see you again. No hard feelings?â
Confusion clung to him more tightly than before. He barely managed a nod before she lifted her bagsâbags he hadnât even noticed until that momentâand turned toward the gates. The whole thing felt wrong, as though heâd skipped a crucial episode in the middle of his favorite series.
For now, there wasnât much he could do. Yujinâs departure wasnât in his hands, nor was the approval of his project.
The only thing he could control was getting himself some lunchâand thatâs where he headed once he finally broke free of midday traffic.
On the way, he slowed to a stop to let a line of children cross the street, hand in hand behind a womanâpresumably their teacher.
The sight pulled at him with a strange sense of dĂŠjĂ vu. But before he could chase the thought, the blare of car horns snapped him back to reality, urging him forward.
On the way, he slowed to a stop to let a line of children cross the street, hand in hand behind a woman, presumably their teacher.
The sight pulled at him with a strange sense of dĂŠjĂ vu. But before he could chase the thought, the blare of car horns snapped him back to reality, urging him to move forward.
He had barely finished ordering his meal when his second coffee of the day was handed in front of him.
For Yoongi, caffeine was essential at times like thisâwhen life seemed to slow down around him, the world pressing closer, people colliding into each other as if there were no space left to breathe.
At that table, it felt as if the whole world had been strapped to his wrist, dragging him down with its weight. His dream was already delayed but waiting even a few more hours for it felt impossible.
And then, like fate knocking at the door, like the false hope of a dream too good to last, Namjoon's contact photo lit up his phone screen.
He missed the call.
Within seconds, his phone bloated with notifications; text messages, voicemails, incoming calls. Yet all he could see was that single name flashing again and again. Her name.
And he missed that call too.
Still, it was enough to stir something deep in his memory: today, Y/N returned to his life far from home.
And he had forgotten.
The reminder had been written in his calendar. His mother had begged him not to let it slip his mind. But he had.
Heâd completely forgotten the dinner their parents had organized, the same dinner they held every time Y/N came home on summer break, before she had to return to her job in the province.
Three years running.
He clung to the fragile hope that maybe, just maybe, a miracle would happenâthat when he returned to the label, his contract would be waiting for him, ready to be signed and sealed.
Then heâd have the rest of the evening free to meet her, to say goodbye to the love of his life for the third time.
Determined, he reached for his phone to call her. But Namjoonâs face appeared again, floating in a message bubble. This time, Yoongi couldnât ignore it.
âNam, whatâs up?â
The line fell silent for a stretch of endless seconds.
âI need you here. Right now.â
The voice on the other end wasnât the charming, easygoing Namjoon he knew. It was sharp, unsteady, carrying something dark in the tone. A chill spread through Yoongiâs chest, his heart thundering in pure terror.
Namjoon had never sounded so disturbed.
âIn case you're wondering,â Namjoon exhaled a breath heavy with dread,
âit doesn't look good.â
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You and Jungkook take the next step in your relationship. Warnings: swearing, light drinking, explicit smut 18+ content
SERIES COLLECTION
This is it. This is the moment both you and Jungkook have been waiting for, excited for. Youâve been officially dating for almost two months now â your best friend has been upgraded to boyfriend status. And your contact information in his phone has changed from âThe Bestieâ to âThe Mrsâ. Something heâs unwilling to change, despite your eyerolls and constant reminders that youâre not technically his âMrsâ.
âCome in Jungkook! Lovely to see you as always, howâre your parents?â You hear your momâs excitement from the staircase. And then you see the two of them hugging while exchanging small talk about his parents. His parents already know that the two of you are finally dating, his dad hugged you so tight your spine almost snapped in half. His brother did the same with a wide grin and an âit took you fucking long enough!â directed at your boyfriend. His mom cried, balled her eyes out like a baby, which is exactly what youâre expecting of yours tonight.
Jungkook catches sight of you making your way downstairs, displaying a panty-dropping wink over your momâs shoulder while she tries to usher him into the dining room. He looks so good tonight, as always. Tattoos on full display thanks to the grey oversized t shirt hanging from his large frame, paired with black ripped jeans and military boots of the same colour.
âHey Kook! Did Y/N tell you that sheâs found a house just outside of the city?â Your dad smiles, pulling Jungkook into a light hug before everybody sits down at the large oak dining table. Including you, purposely choosing the seat next to your man. Maybe you should change his name in your phone to âThe Mrâ? You almost roll your eyes at the thought. Nope.
âShe did,â Kookâs palm finds purchase on your bare thigh, proving that wearing a skirt was the best decision you couldâve made. âI canât wait to see it.â
âIâll bring you to the next viewing if you want?â You stifle a giggle, loosely gripping his hand beneath the table. Your hand looks so tiny in his inked hold, you canât help but notice.
âSounds good.â He nods, devoting his full attention to you for a moment. Youâre wearing an off-the-shoulder white button down shirt tucked into snake sprint mini skirt. Judging by the smirk tugging the corners of Kookâs lips he appreciates the outfit very much.
âHowâs the tattoo studio going honey?â Your mom beams, filling up his glass with dark wine that will no doubt have him swaying left to right in approximately thirty minutes.
He turns to face your mother with a knowing smile, âBusiness is good thanks, howâre things with everybody else?â
Your chest swells. Itâs been difficult to keep this a secret from your parents, giving you know how excited theyâll be when you drop the bombshell seemingly everybody but you knew was going to come one day.
Things with Jungkook have been⌠perfect. Heâs still your best friend in the entire world, nothing has changed there. Except now thereâs the added romance. Thereâs kissing, thereâs cuddling, thereâs⌠almost everything couples do together by this stage of their relationships. Youâve had date nights, youâve slept next to him but youâre yet to sleep with him. Itâs not that you donât want to because you absolutely do, and judging by the huge bulge youâve seen in his pants pretty much every time you make out with him the feeling is mutual. But neither of you have initiated your first time, not yet.
âThank you for coming over for dinner tonight.â Your mom grins, albeit slightly tipsy already.
âThanks for having me.â Jungkook smiles back, inhaling, squeezing your palm, âAlways a pleasure.â
âSo whatâs new with you Jungkook?â Your dad peers over the thin gold rims of his glasses with a genuinely interested quirked brow. âFinally been snatched off the market yet?â He hums, and your boyfriend takes this as his queue to laugh.
Heâs still giggling when he speaks, voice enthusiastic yet quiet. âActually⌠I have.â
âYouâre kidding!â Your mom sighs into her glass, disappointed. If you didnât know any better youâd think she was interested in snatching him off the market. You chuckle, especially when your dad frowns, disapprovingly glaring at you from across the table.
âWeâve actually been seeing each other a while now, all thatâs left is to tell her parents.â Jungkook drums his fingers against your palm, both of you grinning from ear-to-ear but your parents remain clueless. Staring at him expectantly.
âWell Iâm sure theyâll love you Kook, you know weâve always said weâd be thrilled if Y/N brought home someone as genuine and kind as you. Not to mention handsome!â Your mom offers him a bright smile, one your father mirrors.
âOr just you in general⌠But I guess thatâs not going to happen now.â Your dadâs face drops when he sighs, somewhat defeatedly.
âDad.â You scold him, secretly lacing your fingers with Jungkookâs on your thigh. From the corner of your eye you can see his signature bunny-like grin brightening his sharp features, heâs gazing down at you fondly and your stomach is flipping with anticipation and excitement already.
âI know, I know⌠Youâre best friends. Never gonna happen. Weâve heard it a million times. You have to admit though you two would be kind of perfect together.â
You nod slowly, eyes flicking between your parents. âDo you wanna tell them or should I?â You face Kook with a wicked smile, one that has both your parents wide-eyed and dumbfounded. Jungkook is laughing hard, nose scrunching when his eyes squeeze shut and his head kicks back.
âWhat? Tell us what?!â Your mom is standing now, why youâre not sure, and guessing by the look on her face neither is she. âWhatâs going on? Do you know Jungkookâs girlfriend?â
âDo we know your girlfriend? Donât tell me youâre back with that ex of yours?â Your dad asks curiously, jaw falling open when Kook shifts on his seat, until his muscular arm is draped round the back of your chair.
âMom, dadâŚâ Youâre grinning from ear to ear again, with a heart so full of love and adoration for everybody in the room. âIâm Jungkookâs girlfriend.â Your words are followed with a sweet kiss to your temple from Jungkook, whoâs smiling like a lovestruck idiot right now.
âWHAT?!â The shrill shriek that tears from your momâs throat is deafening, sheâs already rushing over to your boyfriend and physically dragging him up to stand with her and hug her. âWhy didnât you say anything?! Oh my god, you two⌠How long have you been together?! Really?! Youâre not lying to us are you?!â
âWe had our first date two months ago, but you all know Iâve loved her a lot longer than that.â He chuckles into your motherâs hair, both strong arms squeezing her tightly. âIâm so glad you both know. Itâs been hard keeping this to ourselves.â
âY/NâŚâ Your dad comes over to your seat wearing nothing but pride, relief and sheer joy blanketing his mature features when he bends down to hug you. âItâs about time! Iâm so pleased for you both! Jungkook I couldnât be happier that youâre her boyfriendââ
âAnd youâve known each other since you were babies!â Your mom and dad swap, your mother now practically choking you with her death grip all while your dad and Jungkook share a warm embrace with bright smiles. âItâs just so-, itâs soâŚâ She sniffles, burying her face in your shoulder. âItâs so beautiful that youâve grown up together⌠Oh and now you might have children of your own and your love story begins in preschool oh how wonderful isââ
âMom.â You snort, patting her back awkwardly while she bursts into tears. âNobodyâs having babies.â
âNot yet.â Jungkook winks, chuckling to himself when he catches sight of your momâs glistening eyes. You told him sheâd cry, you knew full well that she would.
âOh god Iâm sorry!â She wails, âIâm just so happy for you Y/N! And JungkookâŚâ Your mom finally lets go, latching onto your boyfriend once again whoâs not had a moment to sit down since you told your parents, âIâd say welcome to the family but youâre already like the son I never had.â
âLikewise.â Your dad nods in agreement, settling back down into his seat when he looks at you. âThis is potentially the best thing thatâs ever happened to you.â
You playfully tut, rolling your eyes. âHey! What about my ballet careerââ
âYou hear that Y/N?â Jungkookâs smile is wide, bright and paired the cockiest brow wiggle above doe-eyes youâve ever seen him wear. âThis is the best thing thatâs ever happened to you. Me.â
âPotentially... He said potentially.â You remind him with a raised finger and a dumb grin, though something tells you that youâll never hear the end of this story.
After a long evening of Chinese food and your mother sobbing you and Kook decide to call it a night and head back to his place in an Uber. Thatâs it now, everybody knows. Your heart is full of love, your stomach full of food, and your veins tainted with wine when you hum happily to yourself. You link with Jungkookâs muscular arm when you make your way up to his apartment. Perfectly happy.
When you step inside and slip off your shoes youâre overcome with a sudden rush of confidence. Gnawing your lip nervously you wait until heâs locked the door and turns to face you before throwing your arms over his shoulders and quite literally jumping on him, wrapping your legs round his taught body. His large palms grip the swell of your ass cheeks to hold you in place but he stumbles back some, having not expected you to pounce on him.
âIs someone a little drunk?â He chuckles, Pulling his head back just enough to get the dark tousled hair out his eyes.
You shake your head, smiling, âNo Iâm not that drunk, Iâm just so happy that everybody knows now.â
âSo am I.â He hums, welcoming the feeling of your fingers playing with his hair.
And then you kiss him. And he kisses you back.
âShall we take this to the bedroom?â Your breath is warm against his lips when you giggle, hands mindlessly brushing the hair from his face revealing his thick brows and forehead. God, heâs fucking perfect. You feel like sending his parents âthank youâ flowers for creating such a beautiful human. Not just the way he looks but his personality too⌠Heâs⌠perfect. You canât believe such a handsome man was right under your nose all these years. And you canât believe heâs your boyfriend now.
He pulls back enough to watch you curiously, his eyes hooded and blown out with a look youâve never seen before. Itâs dangerous, itâs seductive⌠And it sends a rush of heat straight between your legs. Jungkook blinks lazily at you, once, twice, three times⌠until he cocks his head to one side with a single quirked eyebrow.
His voice is low, a little croaky, âYeah? You wanna?â
âMhm.â You nod, smirking before sinking your lips onto his again in a lewd, messy, open-mouthed kiss that makes your head spin. His tongue swirls against yours rhythmically when he walks you into the familiar lavender scented setting of his bedroom.
âYou sure youâre ready for this?â He asks, kicking the door shut behind him.
You canât help but roll your eyes, âItâs not like weâre virgins Kook⌠Iâve had sex before.â
He nods, grinning, âWell youâve never had sex with me before.â When he physically throws you atop his bedsheets he stares at your body hungrily, eyes raking over where your mini skirt barely covers your core before settling back on your face. âBut are you sure you wanna do this tonight? Weâve been drinking.â
You shrug, propping yourself up on your elbows. âItâs not like weâre wasted, besides Iâve wanted to do this for a while but I was too nervous to make a move⌠Maybe a little liquid courage is for the best.â You chuckle, he stands at the foot of the bed, crossing his dark tattooed arms over his chest with raised brows.
âYouâre nervous?â An amused puff of air rips from his nostrils when he smiles, albeit a little hopelessly, âImagine being me. I donât wanna fuck this up itâs all Iâve wanted for so long.â
Arrogance courses your veins, winning you to spread your legs and give your boyfriend a preview of what you have to offer. Flashing him your red lacy underwear barely covering your pussy. His gaze drops where you wanted it to immediately, the Adamâs apple in his throat bobbing up and down when he swallows.
Your tone oozes desire, cockiness⌠maybe even a little desperation when you whisper. Being sure to look him dead in the eye when you do so. âGet over here then.â
At this Jungkook tongues his cheek to try and disguise his smirk, pulling his grey shirt over his head to reveal his muscular body littered with artwork and stories. His voice barely audible, but the sound of his next words fill you with excitement.
âOh Iâm gonna fucking ruin you.â
Within the blink of an eye heâs holding his weight above you, crashing his lips to yours in a feverish set of hot messy kisses that have you moaning softly into his mouth. The friction from his jean-clad bulge rubbing against your underwear has you needily tugging the hairs at his scalp. This is it. Tonightâs the night. Youâre going to have sex with Jeon Jungkook, the one person in the world you never ever thought youâd sleep with. But here you are, laid beneath him, his hands pinned either side of your head. Youâre not just making out with your boyfriend, youâre making out with your best friend of twenty seven years.
âYouâre such a good kisser Kook...â You exhale quietly, eyes fluttering shut when he nibbles your lower lip, playfully tugging it back with a wicked smirk.
âMmm⌠So are you. Could kiss you all day.â He chuckles, lacing his fingers with yours before rolling his hips against you. You inhale sharply, followed by another gentle moan that has him smiling into the kiss.
âWhy donât you then?â
âOh I will. Canât always promise Iâll be kissing your lips though.â
He dips his head to your chest, expertly unbuttoning your blouse with his teeth. You didnât even know that was possible, your wide eyes proving your surprise. Holy shit. Jungkook is so sexy⌠You kick your head back with an impatient sigh before your shirt is completely open, revealing your lacy red bra. His voice is low when he comes back up to face you, brows pinched, shit-eating smirk plastering his features.
âMatching underwear?â He feigns confusion, acting as though he has no idea what that means, âItâs almost like you planned this.â
âMaybe I did.â You bite your lip, looking up at him through flirtatious eyelashes, âGuess youâll never know.â
He pulls you up to a sitting position, completely ridding you of your shirt before snaking his arms round your back where he struggles to unclasp your bra. Youâre still gnawing your lip only now itâs to stifle laughter, and heâs frowning, trying to distract you with more kisses.
ââŚDo you need some helpââ
âIâm sorry, this has never happened to me.â He admits with a defeated sigh, âIs this superglued together? Seriously why wonât it fucking open.â Heâs tugging at your bra angrily, all while shaking his head in disbelief. You canât help but giggle, reaching behind to help him out.
âAre you really that nervous?â Youâre smiling.
He snorts but he doesnât look amused, âI just-, things are different with you. Youâre more than a quick fuck yknow? I donât want to mess this up. Iâm sorry.â
âStop apologising.â Your heart races in your chest, âItâs me weâre talking about.â
At this he nods, eyes fixed solely to yours, âExactly.âÂ
When your bra falls off your chest and onto the bed Jungkook wastes no time readjusting your positions. Sitting with his back flush to his headboard and pulling you onto his lap. He drinks in the sight of you bare chest for a moment, mouth ajar and eyes shiny and awestricken, until you crush your face to his in another desperate kiss to reignite the mood.Â
When his thumbs softly graze your nipples you moan something that sounds like his name against him, winning him to regain confidence and smile. You barely register his thumbs coming up to where your faces meet until he licks them slowly. They quickly find your nipples again and the wetness gliding over them makes you gasp, lolling your head back.
Jungkook chuckles, already loving the sight of you coming undone before him. He attacks your neck with his lips and tongue. Kissing your flesh, kitten licking it, all while playing with your sensitive nubs. Your panties are already soaked, body desperate for more when you grind yourself against the very hard bulge under his jeans.
âYouâre so sexy Y/N.â He groans against you, playfully sucking hickies into your skin. âFuck, I canât believe this is actually happening.â
Soon he finds the zipper to your skirt, unzipping it effortlessly and pulling it over your head rather than readjusting you again. His eyes drop to your red underwear, hooded and brimming with desire. Lips kiss-swollen and pink and open. Heâs staring at you, his chest heaving up and down when he breathes.
âSee something you like?â
âSit on my face.â He blurts, and your eyes widen in shock.
Your expression is deadpan. âWhatââ
âIâm serious. Want you to ride my fucking face, now.â Something inside him mustâve snapped, because just like that heâs lost any kind of resolve he had previously. Sliding himself down the bed until your knees are resting either side of his beautiful head. You peer down at him with a hint of embarrassment, but he doesnât care. Using one hand to push your underwear to a side, the other palming the fat of your ass that hovers above him.
âJungkook we can just lay down and do this⌠I donât actually have to sit on your face.â You giggle awkwardly, but heâs too fixated on the sight of your bare freshly waxed pussy to really pay attention to a word you say.
âYou donât get it.â He hums, gripping your ass even harder when he pulls it down until youâre literally sitting on his face. Blushing. âI want you to ride my face, so be a team player and ride it for me.â His words are hot against you, as are the string of kisses he peppers your folds with.
Your mind goes entirely blank, hands flying to the headboard to pull your weight up and give him some space to breathe. But he doesnât have any of it. A white-knuckle hold finds purchase on your hips and drags you down to his face again, but this time his tongue plunges straight between your slit and finds your clit instantly. It twirls around it, against it, above it, below it, lips encasing it when he slurps at the bundle of nerves as though itâs his favourite meal and he hasnât eaten in weeks.
âOhhhâŚâ Your moan is low, loud, and has your head flying back onto nothing. Your fingers wrap tightly round the metal bars on his bedframe when he speeds up his movements. Eating you out so expertly that youâre a writhing mess embarrassingly fast. âKook⌠Holy shit.â You push against his tongue, the fear of suffocating him like this long gone.
âThatâs it.â His words are wet and muffled, but despite that you hear the eagerness in his tone, âRide my fucking face princess. Use me.â
Your mouth falls open with equal parts shock and exhilaration. Truthfully youâve never given much thought to what Jungkook would be like in bed, not until recently, and even then you never expected him to be such a giver. Not in a million years. Youâre moaning, groaning, hissing, panting, completely overwhelmed with the man buried underneath you.
âJungkookâŚâ You whine, recognising the familiar white hot heat deep inside you threatening to envelop your every sense. Youâre close already, clit swollen and being licked and sucked and lapped up in the most mesmerising way possible. âOh KookâŚâ You mewl, eyes fluttering shut so you can really concentrate on whatâs happening. âRight there, right there! Oh, donât stop!â
Rather than verbally acknowledging your pleas he uses his elbows to further knock your thighs apart, until your folds are spread wide and his face is deep in your pussy. His chin, his multitalented mouth, his nose, everything is pressed against you and working hard to get you off. Itâs when he starts moaning at the taste of you that your whole body tenses, threatening to snap.
âSeriously donât stop⌠Donât stop!â You gasp, grinding yourself against his profile until your clit is back between his lips and being sucked into oblivion.Â
It comes in pulses, the heat, washing over your body one beat at a time. Growing hotter and hotter. Jungkook reaches up and tweaks your nipples again, pushing you over the edge at an ungodly speed. âOh! Ohhhh!â You try to warn him, hands flying down to his hair where you tug it hard, still pressing yourself against his face.
His eyes are closed, heâs completely focused on the job at hand which sends another lick of heat up your spine. âIâm gonna come! Iâm gonna!â A guttural moan rips from your throat when your whole body ignites, convulsing above him when you come. Heâs still moaning, slurping, sucking. His hands now on your waist, pushing and pulling your body across the bumps and bends of his face to help you ride out your high.
âAhh..â You hiss, jolting upward, oversensitive. âIâm done now Kook...â You chuckle, managing to peel your boneless feeling frame off him and collapse onto the bed. Spent and out of breath, feeling nothing but euphoric.
Glancing over at Jungkook you register how wet his face is, glistening beneath the moonlight that seeps in through his window. Youâre embarrassed to say the least, but he quickly reminds you that you have no reason to be.
âCards on the table, that was the sexiest ten minutes of my life.â He breathes, grin bright and wide when he scoots over to kiss you, resting his weight on one arm before leaning over. âI nearly blew my load like six times, come here now.â His lips connect to yours in a rush, your head is still spinning but you kiss him back equally as desperate. If heâs that good at foreplay, you can only imagine how amazing the sex is going to be.
Your almost forgotten about underwear is soon dragged off your legs, adding to the pile of clothes strewn across his bedroom floor. His jeans come off next, along with his boxer shorts. Youâre too busy kissing him to get a good look at his cock just yet. And before you can think about it too much heâs plunging at least two inked digits into your entrance, winning you to gasp against his mouth.
âJungkookââ
âMhm?â He hums with a knowing smirk, pumping his fingers in and out of you, curling them to the precise angle that has him prodding and stroking that sweet spongey spot hidden deep within your walls.
âOh god, JungkookâŚâ You whine, fingertips digging into his bare shoulders for dear life.
âI love hearing you say my name like that. Thought about it so many times.â He chuckles, slipping his tongue back inside your mouth. Your legs are trembling, back arching from the bed, breathing ragged and shaky when you hear the obscene squelches coming from him finger fucking you. You almost feel guilty that you havenât touched him yet, but heâs been so hyper fixated on pleasing you that youâve not even had the chance to.
âWannaââ You moan, thrusting yourself upward to meet a particularly thrilling curl of his fingers that has you writhing on the bed. âWanna suck your cock Jungkook.â Your voice wavers from pleasure, throat dry from all the gasping and groaning youâve been doing.
âNext time.â He kisses you, pushing himself on top of your trembling frame while his fingers are still buried inside you, scissoring your entrance just enough that youâll be able to accommodate his size. âI have to fuck you right now, I didnât spend my whole lifeâŚâ He pulls out of you, sinking his body down to your neck before leaving a shiny trail of kisses down your body. âLeading up to this moment⌠To not fuck your brains out.â He laughs light-heartedly, as though this is the most normal situation ever.
âDo you have condoms?â You watch him make his way down your torso with lust-filled eyes, his head dips to your ribs, your stomach, your hip bones, kissing every part of you he can see.
âMhm.â He hums against your bare skin, âTop drawer, my side.â
Your chest swells at how he describes the left side of his bed as his side, because you always sleep on the right. No sooner than youâve grabbed the foil packet in question he takes it from your grip, tearing the packet open with his teeth and spitting it out his mouth. You canât see him roll it on because your bent leg is in the way, but you do hear the relief that escapes him when he finally touches himself. Even if it is only to put a condom on.
âTell me if itâs too much.â Are the last words he says to you before he shoves every hard inch of himself deep into your sopping walls. You both groan at the sensation, you feel so completely stuffed that your mouth drops open into a silent âoâ with your brows pinched and a loud gasp. Heâs fucking huge. You definitely wish you fucked him sooner.
âMmmmyyy god.â Jungkook frowns, exhaling shakily when he drops his head. His hands rest either side of your face, holding his weight on strong arms when he slowly pulls back before slamming himself back in. He watches your face closely, as if heâs silently asking permission to carry on. You nod, head flying back into the pillows when he thrusts again. And again. And again. And again. Until heâs created a pace that has you seeing stars and your ears ringing with white noise.
âOh my god, Jungkook.â You mewl, the sound of skin slapping skin piercing the otherwise quiet bedroom. Heâs fucking you hard, so hard that you know you wont be able to walk tomorrow.
He cranes his neck down to kiss you messily, the taste of you still lingering on his tongue. Your bodies jolt and jump with each of snap of his hips. âNeed to be deeper.â He groans, the sound borderline animalistic when it rumbles his chest.
Before you have time to question it heâs pulled out of you and standing at the foot of the bed. He grips your ankles tight enough to bruise and drags you closer to him. Until your legs and ass dangle off the bed and heâs lined his cock back up to your entrance, pushing himself inside in one almighty thrust that makes you shriek. Heâs stood up, throwing your legs over his shoulders before he continues to fuck you relentlessly, holding you in place by your hips.
âJungkook!â Your back arches from the bed, fingers flying to twist and tug at the bedsheets. âOh my god, Kook, oh myâ"
âFucking hell, you feel. Mmmph. You feel amazing.â He growls and your gaze snaps to him immediately. His brows are furrowed in concentration when he watches the way your tits bounce up and down every time he pounds into you, lips curled in on themselves baring his white teeth in a snarl, heâs so fucking sexy. Youâre borderline sobbing, pussy feeling as though itâs going to split open any second, the sting adding to the pleasure coursing your body.
âOhhhâŚâ You bite your lip to stifle a loud moan, eyes rolling into the back of your skull.
âWanna hear you say my name.â Kook bites, and every hair on your body stands to attention.
It comes out as a groan, but you oblige, âJungkookâŚâ
âOhhh baby! Louder. Say it louder!â He thrusts into you even harder, leaning his body forward until the crown of his cock slams against your cervix with every smack of his pelvis.
âJungkook!â You cry out, toes curling behind his head with exhilaration and the familiar threat of an orgasm. Seemingly impressed by how submissive you are the faintest smirk tugs his lips, he spits onto your clit and uses the pad of his thumb to press rough circles to the sensitive bundle of nerves. âOh!â You gasp, âKook I canât, I canât itâs too sensiââ
âOh you can, and you will.â He takes his bottom lip between his teeth, biting down on it hard enough to suppress his own lewd noises. Heâs still frowning, still watching how you react to him fucking your brains out. Youâre a mess, a writhing whimpering mess already approaching your second rush of ecstasy.
âOhhh myââ Built up tears pour from your eyes when you scream, voice wavering every time he pounds you, loud breaths and curses staining the air.
âGonna come again?â His tone is almost threatening through clenched teeth, the persistent movements of his thumb bringing you closer and closer to your high, âUse me princess, use my cock to get yourself off.â
Youâve never seen this side of him before, you didnât even know he was capable of being like this. Youâre in awe, which is only amplified by the second orgasm that comes crashing down on you harder than heâs fucking you. If thatâs even possible. You shriek loudly, walls pulsing around his length when you come.
âKook!â
âAhhâŚâ He hisses, following it with a growl and an increase in pace, âIâm gonna come, Y/N. Shit Y/N⌠Ohh,â His jaw hangs open, eyes finding yours for a split second before they squeeze shut tightly. âMy god!â A throaty moan leaves him, loud enough for you to feel slight vibrations in your chest. Hisses and whimpers follow when he slows down, helping you both ride out your highs.
Itâs a few moments later when he pulls out of you and takes the condom off, knotting it before throwing it into his trash. Lazily, with an aching body you adjust yourself on the bed until your under the sheets at your side.Â
Jungkook follows suit and lays behind you, wearing a big dumb grin when he kisses your temple, throwing a heavy arm over your middle. Youâre exhausted, you feel heavy and weak and you can safely say without a shadow of a doubt that was the best sex youâve ever had.
âAre you okay?â You can hear his smirk.
âYeah.â You giggle a little breathlessly, âJust wasnât expecting you to be like thatâŚâ
At this he chuckles, the sound low and earning your chest to tighten with something youâve been feeling a lot recently. âWas it too much?â
âNo!â You blurt a little to quickly, winning real, genuine laughter from behind you, âI mean no⌠I just, I donât know. Iâve never seen that side of you before. I liked it.â
âWell get used to it princess, because Iâm not going anywhere. Youâre stuck with me now.â He hums smugly, planting another kiss to your temple. Something shifts in the atmosphere and even though youâre not facing him youâve known him long enough to sense his discomfort.
âAre you okay?â You ask with a racing heart. âWas it not⌠what you expected?â
You feel him shake his head from behind, âIt was better than I expected, which is saying a lot cause Iâve been imagining you screaming my name since I was thirteen.â You roll your eyes and he snorts before turning serious, rambling, âBut⌠I donât want to make you uncomfortable but I really want to tell you how I feel right now but we havenât said it yet, well you havenât said it and I donât want to rush you if youâre not on the same pageââ
Without a moment of hesitation you roll over in bed, until your noses are touching and his big brown doe-eyes are the only thing you see. Save for his smile that holds the light of ten thousand suns, brightening the room and giving you butterflies. Further proving that tiny piece of information youâve known for some time now.
And itâs finally time you shared it with your best friend.
jewel, how would you rank bts as the most to least likely to be a cat owner? and also what cat do you think fit each of them the best
OHHHHH THIS QUESTION IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY TYSM FOR ASKING ME <3
bts as cat owners
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taehyung. i feel like i've seen more pictures of this man with cats than of me with my own. derailed an entire run episode just because he wanted to pet one, which is peak cat owner behavior. you guys also see how he is with yeontan. his cat would have holiday themed cat trees, coordinated outfits, a fifteen-step feeding routine that would guarantee no one would ever pet-sit for him. type he'd have: bengal. generally non-aggressive, loving, and loyal. needs 24/7 attention.
jimin. i think he said loves cats but he's allergic (???) so ignore that, we're throwing away canon for bangtan's resident disney princess. jimin has snow white vibesâleave him alone in an enchanted forest for five minutes and he comes back with a dozen new animal friends, and a cat would be no different. type he'd have: bonded shelter pair. any breed, any sex, he doesn't care; jimin's just here for the vibes (getting suckered in by a sob story).
yoongi. he is a cat, so of course he's in the top three. we all saw that picture of him with the cute black cat in his lap, and that's him to a T. you think he's not going to be that stereotypical pet parent but then you're out shopping with him one day and he's like do you think the cat would like this. oh this made me think of the cat so i'm gonna buy it. leave them alone they're sleeping. no i can't come over sorry the cat just fell asleep on me. type he'd have: domestic shorthair, either black or grey. becomes the official studio mascot. he brings it it to work in a little backpack.
jungkook. look, i don't think he'd go out of his way to adopt a cat, but we know he's spontaneous and prone to chaos so he's winding up with one eventually, and i have a very specific image in my head so stay with me. type he'd have: he's 1000% a sphynx owner. loves that everyone thinks they're weird-looking, and loves even more to send pictures and videos in the groupchat of their nasty toe gunk. buys it a long-sleeved cat t-shirt with tattoos printed on it to match him. names it something stupid like chicken caesar salad. gets a tattoo of it.
namjoon. another one i don't think is going looking for a cat, but i can absolutely see him retiring to a small cottage near the water, maybe an island or a peninsula, that has a cat colony. very hemingway vibes, yanno? immediately panics and is like what the fuck am i supposed to do with all these cats????? and then just accepts that this is his life now. he feeds and names them all, takes care of them, has a pocket-sized journal where he jots down notes about each of their personalities. someone finds it after he dies and it goes viral and a cat sanctuary gets named after him.
seokjin. as much as it breaks my heart to say it, seokjin just does not have cat dad energy. the upside of this, however, is that i get to assign him my favorite cat breed. type he'd have: norwegian forest cat!!!! seokjin has wegie dad written all over him. this cat's going fishing. it's chattering away and matching his energy. it's happily sleeping all day while he games. these two are like university roommates and that suits them perfectly.
hobi. i cannot envision this man having a cat either, i'm so sorry bc i know he donates a ton of money to animal shelters, but if he did: extremely high-tech cat owner. automatic litter box, automatic feeder, water fountain. only the best for his little furry friend, who probably has some really cool fashion-forward name, like schiaparelli or some shit. type he'd have: turkish angora. visually stunning, but doesn't handle change well.