#got7 funny

mark as a math teacher -> • seems like a pushover but there was An Incident where a student made him mad enough it resulted in 3 expulsions, 8 suspensions, and a school-wide fear of him • assigns students that hate each other as seatmates so he can enjoy the drama • is a class favourite bc he doesn't yell at people for sleeping or eating during class

jaebeom as a literature teacher -> • comes into class with a mug full of coffee and spills some on students once a week • encourages students to form their own opinion and perspective on the books being taught • his assigned essays have no fixed length or format. go wild

jackson as a p.e. teacher -> • everyone's biggest cheerleader • flags down people randomly and gives life advice • is besties with the students and knows all the tea

jinyoung as a history teacher -> • teaches history as if he has a personal beef with every historical figure • if students annoy him too much, then they have to prepare themselves to be publicly humiliated. he will say something like, "history repeats itself, like how tony keeps picking his nose." • makes sure students understand the whys behind history and not just memorise it

youngjae as a music teacher -> • is the unofficial dictator of the whole school • the director of the annual school play and every year he rubs it in the face of other schools' drama teachers that his plays are the best in the whole district • everyone has a silent competition on who can make him laugh the loudest

bambam as a chemistry teacher -> • the school had to change their manual for lab safety bc of him • is a big fan of the application part of chemistry. every year he tries to find out how many times he can make things go boom 💥 • dresses like paris fashion week is his official dress code

yugyeom as a substitute teacher -> • gets pushed around by freshman • whenever he takes a class, the students cheer like it's a national holiday • is the director of the school performance team and the marching band and he runs both like a military boot camp

❧ Anon asked: hello! could you do some some headcanons for got7 as stereotypical high school boys today please?💘✨💘✨

❧ A/N: JUSTICE FOR GOT7 I’m so glad they’re free and also have the rights to GOT7 it’s the start of a new era, ahgasaes lets support these boys 💕

~※ Main Masterlist ※~

Mark

☆ gamer kid

☆ he’s always wearing the same hoodie

☆ probs merch from his fave gaming franchise 

☆ almost exclusively talks about video games

Jaebeom

☆ super quiet kid 

☆ everyone is lowkey scared of him

☆ he’s actually really nice but no one wants befriend him 

☆ always brings lunch from home

Jackson

☆ quarterback of the football team

☆ always dating someone on the cheer squad

☆ despite what people think, he’s actually really smart

☆ has straight As 

Jinyoung

☆ the quiet nerd

☆ always in the library, especially at lunch

☆ he finds the cafeteria too loud

☆ lowkey thinks he’s better than everyone else

Youngjae

☆ the teacher’s pet

☆ has pretty good grades, As and Bs

☆ kisses up to teachers but like...not on purpose

☆ he just likes his teachers

BamBam

☆ class clown #1 

☆ has a long list of misdemeanors on his school record

☆ takes the senior prank too far

☆ all the teachers have a BamBam story 

Yugyeom

☆ class clown #2

☆ isn’t as bad as BamBam

☆ is a bit of a charmer so he gets away with more

Inspired by other posts in this trend

First up is Yugyeom. Sure he’s big and all, but he’s also lanky as fuck. One kick to the kneecaps is all it would take to knock this boy off his balance. Plus, he seems to be pretty non-confrontational, which puts him at a disadvantage because I hold no remorse for my actions. 10/10 would kick his ass.

Next is Bambam simply because like Yugyeom, Bambam is lanky and easy to throw off balance. He does have a lot of energy though, and I have problems with cardio. He could easily outrun me, but does that count as him winning? I don’t think so.

Third easiest is Mark because he seems to lack the coordination it would take to beat me in a fight. That being said, he would be the dirtiest player ever. I don’t wanna be a part of that.

Dead centre I’m putting our fearless leader. He gives me decent fighter vibes, but contrary to his badass, piercing filled exterior, he’s non confrontational and would probably try and be mature in the situation. That’s a dumb move on his part because I am immature and petty as fuck. He would probably kick my ass if provoked though.

Now getting into the harder ones to beat is Jackson. I know what you guys are thinking,, Jackson is ripped as shit and he does gymnastics. That is true, however despite his many muscles, he’s a softie. He would be non-confrontational. I feel like he wouldn’t hesitate to put the smack down on me once I start with the trash talk though. He would send me to the ER with one kick to the side.

Second hardest member to beat would definitely be Youngjae. You may think that he is too soft and cute to fight, and you are completely right. I would take a bullet for this man. I would rather forfeit the win to him than cause him any sort of harm and that on is on me. That is my fault. You couldn’t pay me to hurt him.