Amongst My Armada

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

i love how as each month goes by we find more and more things that make lupin a massive werewolf like how are we doing this

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

neither do the police

that one song about closing the goddamn door

haven’t you people ever heard of it

diD YOU JUST

binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

…Oh my God.

hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise that was her “negative” gryffindor trait was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off

Being an introvert, I’ve had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation

I have never related to a comic so personally before