i wanna go where the mountains are

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

It was a clitorical question

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.