my chemical romacne

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

*trying to act natural and befriend you* have mercy on my damned soul???

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this