BUG SOUP

mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors

[weakly] did everyone have fun at the horrors

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

Item: Emergency Brainwash Station

Cat starts scratching at my door I groan and my cat stops then starts scratching a jaunty century old Georgian tune I start tapping my foot along and we have a grand time though we are a door apart

meow btw. if you even care.

i know what girls want, its pointy hats and unethical spells beyond your comprehension.