EVA

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

do you think vampires get hit by cars because they don’t show up in people’s back-up cameras

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

"#simon the convict" "#simon the butcher" what about #simon the sweetiepea. what about #simon the friend. #simon the guy who is trying his absolute best in the worst possible circumstances

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.