Who the hell do you think we are!!

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

This man will never not be a laughing stock and I love him.

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

WHAT

no mercy run

Reblog if you’re out there, killing soap

What AREN’T I killing?

You know what we’re not killing tho? The wine industry

I for one enjoy killing everything baby boomers apparently value.

Fuck golf.

FUCK YOU THIS IS 16 YEARS OLD?!

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

if you write in cursive i hate you

ℒℴℓ

Concept: a zombie survival game where instead of being a tacked-on way to fight zombies with slightly larger numbers, the level-up mechanics incorporate full on JRPG-style escalation. Like, you start out getting your ass kicked by zombie rats, and at the end you have to fight God. Who is apparently a zombie, because Reasons.

“God is undead. God remains undead. And we have to kill him.” - Cyborg Friedrich Nietzsche

“What is this military-grade cyborg body of mine, if not the tomb and sepulcher of God?” - Cyborg Friedrich Nietzsche, when he levels up.

i assume that single line was the culmination of all your time in academia

Animal Crossing GET OUT

Legend of Zelda GET A FAKE IDENTITY

Donkey Kong IT’S BEHIND YOU