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Remember to always remember that this is a constant and perpetual effort.

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mistah bittenbinder… ive been thrown off my rhythm

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he was taken to the secondary location

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does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head

ponett

every joke about florida in the good place is 100% true. my high school was like two blocks away from a suspicious tourist shop that sells live turtles and my graduation was held in the venue in which hulk hogan betrayed randy savage and formed the NWO

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Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

imonlyadumpling

Wholesome prank

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Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

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digg

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If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

revdrfrog

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

dreaming-jaybird

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

dashbeardconfessional

bless this post

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Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

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homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

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ireth-alcarin

My favourite time of the year <3

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$359,900/4 br/3300 sq ft

built in 1969

Pensacola, FL

mcavoy

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

nojillnolife

suddenlysomewherethatsgreen

Look at this! Look at this fucking thing! This was done in 1986, and used absolutely no CGI whatsoever. It was ALL practical, and ALL done through puppetry. Look at the last gif. Over a dozen vines are moving at once along with its head, lips, and tongue! In interviews Rick Moranis has stated he often forgot he was working with a puppet, as opposed to a really ugly guy. Even today it looks so real. Audrey ii is nothing short of miraculous

diamogeddon-likes

IM SORRY WHAT

uwiguwi

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

uwiguwi

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

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Need this.

mindyourbusinessitsfree

Of course

sauvamente

It worked tho

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I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

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ENERGY

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OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

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Positive vibes!!!!!

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I need this 🙌🏾

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why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

wereralph

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

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okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

kintatsujo

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

plenoptic07

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

kintatsujo

An amazing and revolutionary concept

indigo-night-wisp

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

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Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

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