you can't die until i kill you

WHO IS BLAPPEL

letting my nephew play with my crossbow unattended in another room & all of a sudden i hear a crack & the sound of his phase transition cutscene muffled through the drywall

why don’t they make a baby pope.

having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience