i might be okay

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll fall in love with you like a starving dog you fed scraps to.

my mutuals

kind of a milf. reblog

I should call her.

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

de jó! :D

But consider: I know where my friend’s mouth has been, with a stranger I have plausible deniability.

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

Széchenyi István 1825-ben felajánlotta birtokainak egyéves jövedelmét egy Magyar Tudós Társaság megalapítására ti meg egy szál cigit nem tudtok adni kutyák

Cuntrapposto.

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus

"he looked almost regal in a florida man way"

elég szarul néz ki (hál'istennek)

Európa-szerte ünnepségek lesznek a temetése napján.

Az tuti, hogy aznap este nem leszek szomjas, és a erkélyen fogok Hétköznapi Csalódások és Aurora dalokat énekelni😃

fú bazdmeg