local fiend

*man seeing a woman in public* OMG real life is just like porn???

Walter white really just did all that shit mostly for no reason like wow. And he wouldn’t even go to go carts with Jesse

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

not to talk about the hp show but it's wild to me that jkr was like publicly and explicitly like "the last set of child actors have denounced my bigotry, I want a new set of child actors to groom. create a television program so I can have new children" and everyone was just like ok joanne! :) here's your new children! :)

there's a rare special kind of girl you can only find adrift in the hulks of ruined spacecraft or long buried tombs or inside sealed canisters with warning signs all over