just so blah

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

yeah okay ill reblog that

i FW trees and grass

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

my spirit is dying from lack of making out sloppy

basically what were gonna do is blog

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence