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"Jason" is a name from ancient greece that sounds like it was made up in the united states in 1979

Oh uh I of course would never…

well if you are bitchin about me "stealing" off the ground im gonna come back at 2am with a pair of solid pliers and show you what theft is

You Wouldn't Steal a Leaf

Actually the devil lives on earth in the form of a landlord who doesn’t allow pets

what if there was a show about like two brothers fighting paranormal creatures

Solidarity

Now I’m no biologist,

You seem to know everything

“How the turn tables” is used so much online that younger generations are going to start thinking that’s actually the real saying

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.